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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
you found the faq -- or what the hell is this place?
where am i?
this is screw you, pal. it's a website, jackass.
what's it for?
it's for ranting, bitching, and moaning anonymously on the internet.

we call it flipping the bird.
why did you make this dumb shit?
because there's a certain and unique entertainment value attached to a well-crafted rant. they can be rad as hell to read. it's also fun to pen them. if you're good, you'll replace your livid pissedness with a smug sense of satisfaction by the time you're done writing one.

we dig everything surrounding well-written anger-driven prose and needed a place to both share our own and invite others to do the same.

"fuck my life" is about explaining why you suck. screw you, pal is about entertaining others with why you're pissed.
you got any rules?
the only real rule is once you've flipped the bird (submitted a rant), it's on the internet and there's nothing you can do about it. don't be an idiot. change names of people and companies and all that shit, just to be safe.

as far as types of content, if you're not bitching about something it's getting marked as shit. there's a very popular place for whiny complaining, but we're here for witty or otherwise entertaining rants. there's an important stylistic (and usually content-based, too) difference.

ultimately, say whatever the fuck you want. we have an offensive ratings system to do most of our work for us.
are you gonna sell off my IP or e-mail address?
of course not, jesus. in fact, any birds (what we call rants) posted here are for personal use of users only and are the only things we make public.

i guess we reserve the right to put your shit in a book later, though. because that's what all the cool sites do.
how do i tell you my kick ass idea for making this place suck less?
go to the contact page.

we invite user input. there are two best-case scenarios: we add a new sweet feature, or we have fodder for a nice bird.
we like to bitch as much as you do
it sure beats actual human effort.
get it? have something to bitch about?
then check the header or click this to flip the bird.

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screw you, pal is some dumb thing from two dudes. one dude coded it. the other supplied ideas while under the influence.
© those two dudes 2010-2017.
by ✂ czr media

7:55:45 pm, wednesday, august 23rd, 2017 cdt in 0.01 seconds.

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