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id#59d99a ♦ 8726 (2142)
 
I swear to god, Youtube commenters are the stupidest puddles of piss to ever ooze across the planet earth. Bunch of no-life 35 year old basement-dwelling lardasses with all the arrogance, literacy and social skills of a four year old. They literally have nothing better to do with their time than look up videos of things they hate, scroll through pages and pages of comments until they're into shit that is literally YEARS OLD, and write bitchy profanity-filled replies to them. Then, in the off chance they get a response, they bitch and whine and throw a tantrum for being called out on their childish behavior, saying they're just "going along" or some other stupid autistic piece of fuck that makes no sense. Or better yet, calling the other person a "troll" for calling them out on their stupid horse shit.

Just burn this whole fucking site to the ground. Fuck Google, fuck Youtube, fuck our society and fuck the cancerous self-absorbed lifestyles they promote.
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sorry guy.
id#2e7054 ♦ 9281 (2223)
 
Youtube's community is a cancer upon this planet earth. Worse than the scum that populate 4chan and Reddit. Kindly burn them all alive.
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sorry guy.
id#1ea9fe ♦ 11584 (2797)
 
Fucking Kotaku. You are literally the worst news site I've ever seen. Every single "article" you post is just cutting and pasting wholesale from a forum post speculating about a game that won't even be out for another six months or just posting someone else's shitty fan video from Youtube and going THIS IS REALLY COOL WATCH IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS AND CLICK OUR AD BANNERS BEFORE YOU GO LOL. I have no idea why Valve considers your site to be good enough to be featured as "news" on their tickers when you haven't posted anything that could even remotely be considered "journalism" and all of your profits come from someone else's work. Fire your staff of retarded clowns and hire some people who know how to do important things. Like write articles. Or get news from credible sources. Or not make money by plagiarizing other peoples' work.
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holy shit dude.
id#76d3fc ♦ 12507 (2841)
 
Fuck. Sub 4 Sub. Seriously, what's the god damn point? You go and sign up for a site (which requires a ton of intrusive personal information) and all you get for it is a bunch of "subscriptions" from bot accounts. Bots. Not even real people, fucking automated dummy accounts. They don't give two shits about your videos, they don't boost your "ever-important" page views, all you get for your efforts is in increase in your junk mail level and sign over everyone on your friends list and your few actual, living subscribers into getting constant spam e-mails telling them to "GO TO SUB4SUB.COM FOR MORE SUBSCRIPTIONS", and all because you wanted to raise SOME INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON YOUR GOD DAMN YOUTUBE PAGE. Congratulations, you fucking idiot, one tiny number on your page that nobody else in the world gives two shits about is slightly higher and we all get to suffer more goddamn spam for it. You're officially lower than the pond scum that begs everybody he meets online to be his "friend" and "like" every stupid, insignificant thing he ever posts on Facebook. Now go do something more productive with your time. Like stick both hands in a wheat thresher to discourage more of this stupid behavior in the future.
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sorry guy.
id#977492 ♦ 9835 (2453)
 
What is with these idiots who think that just because they're a fan of a web series it gives them the right to talk out of their ass about it to anyone, up to and including its creator? The amount of arrogance and self-entitlement from these assholes is staggering.

"How dare you not release videos as fast as I say you should!" Yeah, because it's not like people have jobs, families, hobbies outside of their computer, and other daily life shit to deal with, to say nothing of the fact that most people who release regular web series' DO NOT GET PAID FOR THEIR WORK. AT ALL. Oh, they might have ad banners on their site or ads at the front of their videos, but you know what? Those really don't pay that much. Like, a few cents per view/click, at best. Usually just enough to recoup costs for web space and bandwidth. That's right, they're doing this stuff for almost no profit or even FOR FREE and you still have the stones to complain about it. Fucking amazing. Who the fuck are you to make demands, anyway? You're not paying them a salary to release shit on a fixed schedule, so you can just shut the fuck up and wait like everyone else.

Another good one: "How dare you release exclusive content at a convention I didn't attend and post it on Youtube later!" Yeah, because that's a valid complaint. All you EVER do is sit in your parent's basement on a computer they bought and an internet connection they probably pay for, and reload LittleKuriboh's Youtube page waiting for him to post something. If it's that important that you see this shit the minute it's released, get a job, get some money and fly out to a convention he's attending. Or barring that, just be patient and wait the whole two day time gap out with World of Warcraft or whatever it is no-lifes like you play. Self-entitled fuck.

Or my favorite, the case of James Rolfe (AKA the Angry Video Game Nerd) and similar critics releasing DVDs of their work, so they can recoup a bit of money from their efforts and possibly finance future episodes and projects. "FUCK THAT I'M NOT SPENDING MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT'S ONLINE FOR FREE". What the fuck! You spend all this time complaining that they don't release shit fast enough or their episode quality doesn't live up to your perfect, delicate standards. But then, when offered a chance to finance future episodes and improve quality so you can see MORE of your "favorite show" in the future, you just throw it right back in their face. You're a real piece of work, you know that? What kind of "true die-hard fan" doesn't even shell out a few dollars to support one of their favorite shows once in a while - even if you have no interest in the extra content on the DVD - to give something back to the creator at the very least? Oh, right - self-entitled assholes who think everything should be free.

Ah, and one more thing: If you're such a brilliant mind with a keen eye for quality, why aren't YOU releasing videos and "making mountains of money off ad space" and "not listening to your true loyal fans"? Oh, wait, I already know why. Because you have no ideas, no talent, and no skills in writing or video editing. You're just a self-entitled high school dropout sponging off his parents and thinking everyone else in the world somehow owes you a favor. Either that or an unfunny fourteen-year-old whose terrible knockoff review series/abridged anime series makes no money and gets dozens of negative comments a day, so you just lash out at your idols and their fans in a bout of immature, impotent rage. Grow the fuck up.
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man that sucks.
id#8d473d ♦ 7321 (2208)
 
Youtube Etiquette 101 time once again, kids, because every time I think I've seen all the stupidity you can possibly squeeze out of your ass, you immediately something else to piss me off.

If a comment is more than a month old, don't bother replying to it. I don't care anymore, and chances are you had to go digging through at least five pages of newer comments to locate it anyway. Get a life.
If a comment is more than THREE months old and you replied to it, you probably had to go digging through at least double that, and you're probably a retarded fanboy who thinks he has to "avenge any insult" to the object of his fanatical worship. Graduate high school, move out of your mom's basement and get a job.
If a comment is more than a YEAR old and you replied to it, there is no hope for you. Hell, you probably play through Final Fantasy VII at least once a week and masturbate furiously to Lucky Star once your parents go to bed. Just swallow everything you can find in your parents' medicine cabinet and spare me forty more years of having to support your lazy, welfare-mooching ass.

That's all for today's lesson, kids!
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man that sucks.
id#0c8b4f ♦ 7086 (1992)
 
Hey denizens of the Internet, a little request: Unless you're going to pay me a salary, don't tell me what videos I should upload or what games I should review. It's just fucking rude.
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man that sucks.
id#f758f4 ♦ 5985 (1726)
 
Alright, you fucking shitnoses on Youtube, I've had enough. I don't give a damn about your crappy music (which all sounds like amateurish shit I'd hear if I hit the "demo" key on a Casio keyboard), your 500th attempt at Shitty Anime The Abridged Series (You are not funny. You are not creative. You can't write jokes. Hell, you can't even do more than two voices. YOU ARE NOT LITTLEKURIBOH. NOW GO AWAY.) or your latest "Montage" of other people's artwork (because you're too untalented and uncreative to come up with your own content, but stealing someone else's and putting your name on it is just as good, right?!), and the next person who sends me a "friend invite" to their shitty channel or begs me to watch their garbage - in spite of the SEVERAL WARNING ON MY CHANNEL NOT TO - is having each and every one of their videos flagged for promoting hatred and terrorism. Because if I see just one more of these things, I'm going to track down the fucker that penned it, strap a block of C4 to my chest, break into their house, and blow them and their mom's shitty Compaq across four time zones.

You got that, assholes? Good. Now piss off.
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holy shit dude.
id#aa88c7 ♦ 6482 (1854)
 
Ugh, FUCK. Goddamn Youtube kids, they always find some new retarded way to piss me off on a weekly basis. Their newest scheme involves spamming people with friend invites, then sending them whiny messages when their terrible videos don't have as many views as they want a couple months later.

"Hey I noticed you were on my friends list and you havent watched or faved or commented any of my videos do it you ungrateful bastard"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll rectify that mistake right now. Here." (Removed from friends, message deleted, user flagged for spamming and being a rude cunt)

Hey douche-lick, if you need to beg random strangers to watch, favorite and comment your videos, it's probably because they're not worth watching in the first place. If your only goal on posting shit on Youtube is to raise some tiny number - possibly to get "partnership" and maybe earn a check or two before the copyright Nazis come down on your operation and delete your account for some inexplicable bullshit reason - then you're certainly going to have to do better than posting grainy, out-of-focus video with audio drowned out by your shitty microphone's constant feedback loop. Step up your game, buy a decent camera and mic, and make something people actually WANT to watch, that's how you get ahead. If that means getting off World of Warcraft for a few hours a day to hit the pavement looking for a job, well then, so be it.

One more thing: if you're capturing shit off TV or a video game console, go the extra step and invest in a capture card or a DVD recorder. Just pointing a camera at the TV always looks and sounds like complete dogshit. This technology gets cheaper every day, take advantage.
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man that sucks.
id#72eaa8 ♦ 5806 (1711)
 
"Not available for mobile" is the latest internet horse shit to piss me off. Fuck you, the internet is the internet is the internet. If I plug my phone into my computer for tethering I can access your shitty video just fine. Hell, if I pull up my mobile browser and change the user agent to a desktop client I can watch your shitty video on my phone fine. What possible reason could you have to not want my phone to watch your shitty video other than just to PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.
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man that sucks.
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