Diablo 3 SUCKS ASS. Worst 60 bucks I've spent in a good, long while. Good god, could this dreck be any more dumbed-down, uninspired and boring? And this shit sold 3.4 MILLION copies on day one? No wonder I can't find any decent games anymore if shit like this is what people buy. Play some real fucking games, people.

Why is it, when a game has a ranking system of some sort, people capable of the most childish, shit-brained rage flock to it? You get a number, stars, ELO, badges, or some other meaningless shit next to your name. Yes, MEANINGLESS shit, because it doesn't do a damned thing for you, unless you compete in tournaments for actual money. Yet, people flip the fuck out over this e-peen booster.

So, you have a big number, lots of stars, a high ELO, or whatever is used. I guess that means you are amazing at the game and never make mistakes. Super de fucking duper. It's not a free pass to act like an asshole and spew explosive, rage-infused diarrhea over other people. If you lose a game, the world will still be here. I promise! Raging at people (even your friends? Really?!) is not going to make things better, nor will it net you your oh-so-precious win or rank boost. Some people will intentionally throw a game just to piss you off more! I'll bet that's fun!

You think your game was ruined because you lost? I just had to sit through half an hour of you insulting and basically yelling at everyone over the mic in your loud, whining nerd voice. And since I wasn't one of your fuckwit buddies with a big number by their name, I took the brunt of it. I sincerely hope someone takes an extra large, sticky, corn-loaded shit on you next time your attitude problem strikes. I hope it's in the form of "get the fuck out, your ass is banned, dipshit."

I don't know why people get so lathered up over a bad review of a fucking children's video game. If you think the game looks fun and you want to try it, then just try the damn thing. Borrow it from a friend. Rent it from Netflix. Download the demo on Xbox Live. And if you already own the game, what the hell are you doing reading reviews of it anyway? You've already pretty clearly made your choice about it, so why the hell do you care what some random jagoff you'll never meet thinks? It's a bad review fucking VIDEO GAME, not a grave insult to your family line. Get some real fucking problems to worry about.

Why is it that people continually recommend me games that they refuse to play themselves? They go on and on and on about how WONDERFUL and INNOVATIVE and EXCELLENT Uncharted is, but then I look on their PSN profile and see it's not even listed. Uncharted 2 is, but it has 0% of the trophies unlocked. And don't tell me it's just because you "don't care about trophies" - you haven't even gotten one for mundane shit like killing enemies or finishing a single level. You flat out just haven't played the game. Hell, I'VE played more of the game than you have, so don't lecture me about how I "haven't given it a fair chance" when I say it sucks.

And no, I'm not going to buy fucking Heavy Rain. I suffered through enough of that FMV game shit on the PC and Sega CD back in the early 90s. I did my time. I wasted my parents' money. I went running back to GOOD games on the SNES, like Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario RPG. Why did Sony even think this genre was worthwhile enough to revive? Why did anyone even think to buy it? I can count all the good FMV games ever made on one FINGER.

I'm done. I'm out. Let us never speak of that dark era of gaming again.