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vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
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id#acbdc4 ♦ 8860 (2485)
 
You know, I thought this'd all be common sense by now, but apparently not. People really are this fucking stupid.

No, it is NOT a good idea to let your little kids run around a store or restaurant by themselves. For fuck's sake, I'm sick of being expected to be some special babysitter for you lazy-ass, ignorant "parents." You may think your children are extra smart and polite, but they really aren't. I'm getting really sick and fucking tired of them hanging off of shelves and tables, and grabbing shit they shouldn't have. It's also REALLY fucking annoying when they come screaming around a corner and almost smash into people carrying heavy items! I guess you don't have to worry, because you can just file a lawsuit and win with tears and pity parties. We can't serve drinks hot (170 F and up) anymore, because of retards like you.

Yes, those energy bars, protein bars, and meal replacement bars are high in calories. They're not diet chocolate bars or cookies. They're not healthy snacks. These things are meant for people who are doing intense exercise, body building, or are needing extra nourishment in their diets. Yes, you WILL get fat from eating them if you treat them as a daily snack. Maybe read the box or fucking listen to what I'm saying before you freak out about the terrible calorie count.

No, fad diets and pills are not good for you. They're scams and huge loads of shit. If you'd take up this thing called exercise and cut back on how much food you eat, you'd actually lose weight. I'm so sorry that takes effort, but that's how it is! And if that doesn't work, then for fuck's sake, go see a doctor! Running to the store to buy overpriced special diet food and expensive sugar pills will NOT help you in the long run.
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man that sucks.
id#0ecefc ♦ 11169 (2729)
 
HEY ASSHOLE! STOP TROLLING FOR ASS ON THE COMPUTER AT WORK!!

We broke into your account and locked you out. You didn't get the message.
We changed the account's e-mail address to your work address. You didn't get the message.
We installed filtering software and blocked all your favorite dirty sites. You didn't get the message.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE??
DO WE REALLY NEED TO TELL THE BOSS YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS??
You know it's wrong because you deleted the browsing history for fuck's sake!
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man that sucks.
id#6e17bd ♦ 8124 (2115)
 
I just love it when some self-righteous dipshit has to shoot down every opinion I ever express about anything. Not because we happen to have absolutely nothing in common, but because said person is an asshead who has nothing better to fill his time with than twisting my words around and throwing them back in my face with a bunch of malformed punctuation and spelling errors. Oh yeah, and calling me a "faggot" or a homosexual while they're at it; because as we all know, not caring for a certain brand of remote control is a direct result of living a lifestyle that does not sit well with the values embraced by swastika-garbed rednecks.

I bet you've encountered one of this type too. You bring up absolutely ANY topic and then, lo and behold, something they had NO OPINION on five minutes ago is now something for them to argue and bitch and whine about incessantly. They argue and insult solely for the sake of inflaming anyone they can for any reason they can, regardless of whether or not they know what the hell you're talking about. If you happen to agree with them, they find some flaw in your sentence structure, twist its meaning completely out of proportion, and suddenly turn you into an enemy just to spark an argument. I wouldn't mind it so much if this was something that happened once or twice a month. But in every instance I've seen of this, they literally DO NOTHING ELSE. They're at their computer morning, afternoon and night, waiting for anyone to slip up and express any opinion so they can fire another chunk of shit in their eye. And in the absence of that, they just scan news sites and message boards full of 13 year olds and fill up the room with incessant bitching about every single article in an attempt to spark up controversy so they can continue their stupid bullshit.

Oh, and I love the argument "I refuse to view [random argument] as anything else." So it's no longer a matter of whether you're right or wrong about something, it's whether you choose to acknowledge the arguments set forth by your opponent? Kiss the darkest part of my white ass.
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man that sucks.
id#755268 ♦ 6066 (1791)
 
That show Parenthood on the television is written by two tons of dumbs. It's a show about people who need 40 minutes to think of a simple solution to any given problem. If being a parent means I will have 40 minute long brain farts every time my kid says "whoops" then I might as well cut off my dick off now otherwise that future kid is fucked.

Also I wouldn't fuck a single regular actress on that show so as a baseless reptilian human I think I have it out for this show at some sort of primordial level.
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suck it up.
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