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vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
you're digging on the retarded tag.
id#bc919b ♦ 10407 (2411)
All right, you self-entitled little shitbags, enough is enough. You're not the only ones waiting for updates to your favorite games; there are thousands of other people waiting, too. You'll just have to do like everyone else: WAIT.

"But I paid good money for this game, and I want the update NOW!" Whoa, fuck! Really? Well, I'd love to see the update released, too! AND SO WOULD THE HUGE NUMBER OF OTHER PLAYERS WHO PAID FOR THE GAME! So what if you bought the game and spent money on merchandise or in-game items? OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, TOO! Seriously, shut your fucking mouth and wait. No one wants to hear you whine like a little bitch; you're in the same fucking boat as everyone else, so deal with it you little cumstain.

"Well, we've been waiting for weeks/months for this update and it's not out yet! What lazy developers..." Well, why don't you just run right up there and go help them? Oh, wait...you probably have no fucking clue how to develop a game in the first place! And "lazy?" Are you shitting me? What do you think the game developers are doing? Sitting around playing ping pong and drinking beer for 8 hours a day? No, you fucking moron! They're more than likely coding, fixing bugs, or trying out new ideas! They do this so the game's more enjoyable and not full of bug shit.

"The company gave us a beta/pre-release patch to play with and it's fine! There are only some minor bugs! They should just hurry and release the full version!" Oh, yeah. Let's get the company to shit out that patch before it's fixed! Great idea! ARE YOU RETARDED? You know what happens when that stuff gets rushed? You get a buggy load of crap that erases your save files, crashes repeatedly, or malfunctions in other fucked up ways. And then what happens? Your kind gets their nuts in a knot and screams and whines non-fucking-stop about "WAH WAH, MY SAVES!!! WAH, WAH, I DEMAND A FIX AND/OR A REFUND!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Fucking hell, look how long this is! Thanks a lot, you assholes.
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sorry guy.
id#0b8b9f ♦ 5839 (1654)
Opera, what the fuck is wrong with you? With every update that comes out, you get more and more retarded. When I first downloaded you, I was impressed: easy to use, and you kicked Internet Exploder in the balls and made it fuck off. Where IE would turn into a whiney little bitch and crash, you carried on with your work and did other neat little things. Now, all of a sudden, you're giving me the finger and acting like a dick whenever you want. Here's a small sample of what you've been doing:

"You're on a slow network, so I'm turning on Opera Turbo. Oh, gee...I need a nap now. Eh? You want me to load stuff?"

"Eeew, Hotmail? That's Microsuck bullshit. I'm not loading that! Aw, man...do I have to? Fucking hell, what a crock."

"Oh, you accidentally right-clicked while doing stuff. Well, I'm gonna send you back a page or two so you lose what you were working on. What? You want to turn that right-click gesture stuff off? Uh...I don't know how to do that!"

"Man, look at all these fucking bookmarks! I hope you backed them up recently, because I'm deleting about 95% of the shit you have here! I don't mind these webcomics you've bookmarked, but all those videos, recipes, game-related sites, and those REALLY important wedding- and work-related folders are gone now!"

Wait, WHAT? Why in the fuck did you wipe out everything but webcomic bookmarks?! Yeah, I'm a dumbfuck for not backing up my bookmark folder regularly, but what the fuck is your problem? You haven't crashed or updated today, but you just delete all that stuff I had? FUCK YOU. Wait, were you fucking pissed because one game I play used IE to open a few links? Sweet fucking shit, you are a jealous little whore bitch.

Fine. I'll fucking start over. IN ANOTHER BROWSER, YOU DICK.
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man that sucks.
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