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id#4a2275 ♦ 14298 (3045)
Sir One-Up McLoud: Holy shit, the "i gots mad skillz" and "I DID THAT!!" stories need to stop. You've lied, cheated, and plagiarized so much, your own friends don't trust a fucking thing you say! It's also pretty sad when people can't tell a cool story without having you crash the Bullshit Express into it. You've gotten into trouble over this shit before, so maybe now would be a good time to cease and fucking desist! And for fuck's sake, stop yelling. You are literally giving people earaches and headaches when you "talk."

Mr. Confused: You just ditched a group of retarded, abusive dumbfucks. You now feel sad because you miss hanging out with them and are convinced they'll change. What the hell do you miss? Did you enjoy being pushed aside so the Fuckhead of the Day could be admired for his or her stupidity? Did you like being told you were a whiney cunt and it was YOUR fault an asshole was bullying you? Sure as hell doesn't sound like it! Here's a tip: NOTHING will fucking change if you go back to them. Do yourself another favor and stay the fuck away from them.

Madam Stressbomb: You've GOT to see a doctor, for fuck's sake! Yes, a few of them have been arrogant assholes towards you, but they can go fuck themselves for all I care! Try to find another one, because your condition is getting bad. Your mood changes at the drop of a pin, and the slightest thing can set you off on an hours long screaming fit that makes everyone feel shitty. We all know you're stressed and we're trying to give you some space. The situation here isn't the best thing, but taking things out on us is NOT fucking helping. Maybe you don't mean it, but some of the shit you say is starting to really hurt or piss off other people.
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id#9d6725 ♦ 14785 (3181)
FUCK YOU SCHOOLS!!!! Thanks to all the tubby kids in America you decided birthday treats are no longer allowed for birthdays!!! No cupcakes! No candy!! What the hell is this world coming too? What's that??!? I can bring in fruit kabobs you say? How about you eat my ass with a spoon? What kid wants to celebrate their birthday with fucking FRUIT KABOBS? Thanks for making our children's special day VEGAN. JESUS. Just because we are not overweight doesn't mean we should all be punished!!! And BTW, what the fuck is up with forcing the kids to sell candy and cakes for the fundraiser? They can sell it but they can't eat it??!! If you don't want America's children to be fat then quit putting fucking pizza, ice cream and waffles on the school menu. DUH. And not being able to pass out bday invites at school because it will hurt someones feelings?? Are you fucking kidding me? Boo-fucking-hoo! I didn't always get an invite either but I GOT OVER IT.

Also, let me just shout out a BIG congrats to all the fools at school who are trying to force our children to be invalids. YOU get a trophy!! YOU get a trophy!! And so do YOU (I have no idea what you did to deserve it, but fuck it! Here ya go!!!) Lets make everything fair!! SERIOUSLY?? What is this shit all about?? What happened to being rewarded for some REAL fucking hard work!!? What's the point of even trying if your going to be rewarded for not doing anything? What is this? OBAMAsocialistBULLSHIT. That's what. We can all look forward to aging with a country being run amok by adults who, as children, always had someone wiping their ass and making sure feelings aren't being hurt and handing them a trophy for doing SQUAT. YOUR DOING THE CHILDREN OF THIS COUNTRY A HUGE DISSERVICE by not teaching them the value of hard work, and how to stand up for themselves, and how to enjoy a piece of fucking birthday cake on their special day. FACK!!!

Carry on...
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