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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
you're digging on the grow up tag.
id#baa964 ♦ 17113 (4024)
You know why you don't get any relaxation or alone time? It's because your time management skills fucking SUCK. Yes, I understand you've got to work long hours on some days, but that's no fucking excuse. You get weekends and public holidays off 100% of the time. There are days you get home early, and you have access to vacation days. So, what do you do with extra time that comes your way? You find more fucking work to do! And some of it is massive projects you leap at without a thought. Then, you get pissy and miserable when you don't get any time to relax because you have to work. Guess fucking what? Not our fault!

You've got family living with you, for fuck's sake! If you need help, how about you ask them for some? And no, I don't mean pulling this passive-aggressive martyr hinting shit. We've been sick of that for a long time now. No one here can read your mind, so stop fucking expecting us to! When you put on a happy face and act as if things are fine, how are we supposed to know what you want? If you need help, you can damned well ask for it. Don't play mind games. Don't be passive-aggressive. SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!

And stop bitching us out over lateness, procrastination, or whatever the fuck else you're displeased with. You're guilty as all hell of doing that shit yourself! For someone who bitches at us about being late and putting things off, you sure as fuck don't lead by example. You're almost always late for work. You put things off until the very last minute, then freak out when it you can't rush them to completion. And if it wasn't for me being a jobless mooch (you want to say it; I know), you wouldn't even get some of that shit done.

What are those words, again? Oh, yeah. Grow the fuck up.
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sorry guy.
id#6f39e9 ♦ 9453 (2395)
You are such an ungrateful, abusive, childish BITCH. I know things haven't been great for you all the time, but seriously? Cut the fucking crap already. There's NO fucking reason for you to take things out on your mom, me, and my husband. You've made things really awkward and depressing for us with your shitty, entitled attitude.

Your mom has been MORE than wonderful to you! She buys you groceries, cooks and bakes food for you, lends you money, spends time shopping and watching movies with you, and even pays for your phone bills and car insurance! She's also helped you move several times, stored your stuff, and paid for your university shit, too! She even adopted a dog that you SOOO wanted, and you barely come by the house. She tries VERY hard to have a good relationship with you, yet you scream at her about what a shitty, ignorant parent she is every time you visit! What in the fuck is wrong with you?!

That screaming, house-smashing, item-throwing, 2-hour pissy fit you had the other day was way the fuck out of line! You KNEW your mom was going to renovate her house to add an apartment to it for your brother and I when we got married. Hell, she first tried to sell the house so she could buy one that already had the apartment built in! Why the fuck is it a problem NOW? It's not all-inclusive; we'll need to buy paint, flooring, lights, furniture, appliances, EVERYTHING. That's on top of rent, groceries, and other stuff we'll need! If you're so desperate for your mom's attention, why'd you move out in the first place? Oh, right...life was boring as shit here, and mom didn't understand you. Big fucking surprise.

By the way, wasn't a relative setting you up with a decent apartment in a decent location? You've been living in shitty places and working shitty jobs, so that's a pretty nice offer! Your mom's even going to help you move (AGAIN!). But, that's not good enough, is it? If it was, you'd be happy, instead of being a bitch to all of us. Well, not ALL of us. You're cheery and nice to your younger siblings, and never bitch them out. Great fucking job!

You're almost 30 years old, and you're pulling shit that's reserved for entitled, selfish teenagers. Grow the fuck up!
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man that sucks.
id#977492 ♦ 10225 (2540)
What is with these idiots who think that just because they're a fan of a web series it gives them the right to talk out of their ass about it to anyone, up to and including its creator? The amount of arrogance and self-entitlement from these assholes is staggering.

"How dare you not release videos as fast as I say you should!" Yeah, because it's not like people have jobs, families, hobbies outside of their computer, and other daily life shit to deal with, to say nothing of the fact that most people who release regular web series' DO NOT GET PAID FOR THEIR WORK. AT ALL. Oh, they might have ad banners on their site or ads at the front of their videos, but you know what? Those really don't pay that much. Like, a few cents per view/click, at best. Usually just enough to recoup costs for web space and bandwidth. That's right, they're doing this stuff for almost no profit or even FOR FREE and you still have the stones to complain about it. Fucking amazing. Who the fuck are you to make demands, anyway? You're not paying them a salary to release shit on a fixed schedule, so you can just shut the fuck up and wait like everyone else.

Another good one: "How dare you release exclusive content at a convention I didn't attend and post it on Youtube later!" Yeah, because that's a valid complaint. All you EVER do is sit in your parent's basement on a computer they bought and an internet connection they probably pay for, and reload LittleKuriboh's Youtube page waiting for him to post something. If it's that important that you see this shit the minute it's released, get a job, get some money and fly out to a convention he's attending. Or barring that, just be patient and wait the whole two day time gap out with World of Warcraft or whatever it is no-lifes like you play. Self-entitled fuck.

Or my favorite, the case of James Rolfe (AKA the Angry Video Game Nerd) and similar critics releasing DVDs of their work, so they can recoup a bit of money from their efforts and possibly finance future episodes and projects. "FUCK THAT I'M NOT SPENDING MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT'S ONLINE FOR FREE". What the fuck! You spend all this time complaining that they don't release shit fast enough or their episode quality doesn't live up to your perfect, delicate standards. But then, when offered a chance to finance future episodes and improve quality so you can see MORE of your "favorite show" in the future, you just throw it right back in their face. You're a real piece of work, you know that? What kind of "true die-hard fan" doesn't even shell out a few dollars to support one of their favorite shows once in a while - even if you have no interest in the extra content on the DVD - to give something back to the creator at the very least? Oh, right - self-entitled assholes who think everything should be free.

Ah, and one more thing: If you're such a brilliant mind with a keen eye for quality, why aren't YOU releasing videos and "making mountains of money off ad space" and "not listening to your true loyal fans"? Oh, wait, I already know why. Because you have no ideas, no talent, and no skills in writing or video editing. You're just a self-entitled high school dropout sponging off his parents and thinking everyone else in the world somehow owes you a favor. Either that or an unfunny fourteen-year-old whose terrible knockoff review series/abridged anime series makes no money and gets dozens of negative comments a day, so you just lash out at your idols and their fans in a bout of immature, impotent rage. Grow the fuck up.
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man that sucks.
id#65f676 ♦ 6602 (1946)
I have no clue why you dumb fuckers keep breaking the rules of sites, groups, or whatever the fuck it is you're part of. Seriously, it's not that hard to read rules, especially if there are less than 10 short paragraphs or sentences. You are not above everyone else, so the rules apply to you.

Can't find the rules? Ask someone where to find them. If your shit is being removed, deleted, or refused, it's (usually) not because people hate it and you. Bitching about being treated unfairly makes you look like a huge ignofuck or troll, which makes people more inclined to ban you. Ignorance is not an excuse, motherfucker.

Don't understand the rules? Ask someone to explain them in terms you understand. If the rules are already in layman's terms, then I sincerely hope you're having a hard time understanding them due to a language barrier. Flipping the fuck out and accusing the ones in charge of making shit up is not going to help you. In fact, it will do the exact opposite and fuck you over in horrible, horrible ways.

Don't like the rules? Well, then get the fuck out and go somewhere else. Don't bitch, don't insult everyone, just fucking LEAVE before you are forcibly evicted and prove to everyone you are a fucking tool. Those rules are in place to keep fuckwits like you from ruining things for everyone else. No amount of shit-flinging or screaming is going to bend the rules for you, so stop fucking trying to make it happen.

And those of you who are in charge of making and enforcing rules, please do it properly. I've seen too many admins who need to grow a set of balls, grow the fuck up, or read the damned rules themselves! You're there to keep things running smoothly, not cause massive fuck-ups!
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man that sucks.
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