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you're digging on the get a job tag.
id#16a654 ♦ 17696 (4110)
Yes, I'm aware I should get a fucking job. Stop the fucking nagging and getting other people to join in. If it's THAT important, then how about you drop one into my lap, before I drop a deuce in yours? What's easy for you isn't easy for everyone else.

First off, I'll need to get one of those SSN things so I can be properly fist-fucked up the ass by the government like everyone else. Then, I'll need to find a place that I can actually apply at. I've been looking, and holy fuckshit, what a disaster! Most of these places won't even fucking consider you unless you lie on the online application, or have several years of experience! Companies say they want honest answers on their online forms, but honest answers on some questions gets your application sent to the trash. This "YOU NEED EXPERIENCE" thing is bullshit, too. Moving shit, stocking shelves, scanning barcodes and pushing buttons requires experience now? What the fuck happened to employee training?

If I actually do get to apply somewhere, there's the fucking job interviews to deal with. Motherfucking balls, I HATE job interviews with a passion. It's always the same "Please sit down and answer these questions that tell us fuck all about how you'll actually do the job. We won't mention some of them aren't even relevant to the position you're applying for." It's a fucking sickening feeling botching an interview, only to know some fuckwit with great ass-kissing or bullshitting skills could get it. It's even worse seeing complete assholes get these jobs. These "workers" almost constantly fuck around, fuck up, or just fuck off when they want because they don't feel like working.

To top things off, I'm not a people person. I never have been, and the retail job I had just made me extra bitter. Hell, even hanging out for a few hours with people I know leaves me feeling incredibly tired and worn out. I'm on the shy side, and being shit on and judged my whole life over stupid things hasn't helped. The fact that people like you expect me to crap out some extroversion and get over it also doesn't help. I've actually tried that, and I get shit on even more.

So, just fuck off with the nagging and the pressure. It does fuck all to help me get a job, and just makes me feel worse.
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holy shit dude.
id#8d473d ♦ 7631 (2314)
Youtube Etiquette 101 time once again, kids, because every time I think I've seen all the stupidity you can possibly squeeze out of your ass, you immediately something else to piss me off.

If a comment is more than a month old, don't bother replying to it. I don't care anymore, and chances are you had to go digging through at least five pages of newer comments to locate it anyway. Get a life.
If a comment is more than THREE months old and you replied to it, you probably had to go digging through at least double that, and you're probably a retarded fanboy who thinks he has to "avenge any insult" to the object of his fanatical worship. Graduate high school, move out of your mom's basement and get a job.
If a comment is more than a YEAR old and you replied to it, there is no hope for you. Hell, you probably play through Final Fantasy VII at least once a week and masturbate furiously to Lucky Star once your parents go to bed. Just swallow everything you can find in your parents' medicine cabinet and spare me forty more years of having to support your lazy, welfare-mooching ass.

That's all for today's lesson, kids!
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man that sucks.
id#d83443 ♦ 6377 (1894)
What's with these assholes on Twitter who keep setting up accounts to automatically spam anyone who mentions a game with an invitation to read their terrible guide for said game? No one cares about your shitty ad-saturated walkthroughs when there are a dozen better ones available for free. Get a job.
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man that sucks.
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