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id#f632f9 ♦ 8285 (2015)
 
Fucking hell, Gamestop. As if your store wasn't shitty enough for its depressing atmosphere, outrageous prices on "used" games that lack the box and manual and have the CD scratched to shit, your insultingly low trade-in prices ($3 for a game you turn around and sell for $25 - after you throw away the box and manual to completely destroy any collectible value it had, which just causes online retailers to drive up prices, of course), your dogshit shill magazine, and the brain-dead chimps you call "staff" who actively insult my taste in games every time I visit (while they try to push monkey shit like Mass Effect and Uncharted on me... yeah, that's a laugh), now you've put the final nail in your coffin.

How? Quite simple really. You straight-up lied to my face about a boxed copy of Ducktales Remastered "only being available to people who preordered." First of all, the item in question is a box containing a voucher for a digital download; who the fuck even TAKES preorders on digital downloads? Oh right, shit companies like yours who hoard hundreds of copies of rare games in the back of the store for months just to ramp up demand, then suddenly release them en masse as "used copies" for twice their original sale price. IE Xenoblade Chronicles.

Second of all, boxed versions of Ducktales weren't even released until two days after I visited your store. So you lied to me about a product no longer being available when it wasn't even released yet, and didn't even offer me a chance to buy one of your alleged "preorder-only" copies.

So that's it. I'm done. Fuck your shitty business practices, fuck your stores, fuck your employees, and fuck the corrupt, welfare-mooching scummy assholes that sit on top of the corporate chain paying idiots minimum wage and firing them for the slightest infraction against the company (but never against the customer or the laws of the land, no sir) so they have no incentive to ever better themselves. Fuck you.
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man that sucks.
id#5c32d3 ♦ 6786 (1888)
 
Can all the big name game companies kindly get a clue and stop introducing some proprietary always on DRM/download manager client for all their games? Nobody gives a shit about collecting EA achievements or Ubisoft points or whatever the fuck, especially when we get kicked out of our games for having our connection drop for half a second or locked out of our account forever for having a credit card charge declined or telling a forum troll to go fuck himself. Get your shit on Steam or GOG or don't bother with it at all.
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holy shit dude.
id#4a2275 ♦ 13936 (2960)
 
Sir One-Up McLoud: Holy shit, the "i gots mad skillz" and "I DID THAT!!" stories need to stop. You've lied, cheated, and plagiarized so much, your own friends don't trust a fucking thing you say! It's also pretty sad when people can't tell a cool story without having you crash the Bullshit Express into it. You've gotten into trouble over this shit before, so maybe now would be a good time to cease and fucking desist! And for fuck's sake, stop yelling. You are literally giving people earaches and headaches when you "talk."

Mr. Confused: You just ditched a group of retarded, abusive dumbfucks. You now feel sad because you miss hanging out with them and are convinced they'll change. What the hell do you miss? Did you enjoy being pushed aside so the Fuckhead of the Day could be admired for his or her stupidity? Did you like being told you were a whiney cunt and it was YOUR fault an asshole was bullying you? Sure as hell doesn't sound like it! Here's a tip: NOTHING will fucking change if you go back to them. Do yourself another favor and stay the fuck away from them.

Madam Stressbomb: You've GOT to see a doctor, for fuck's sake! Yes, a few of them have been arrogant assholes towards you, but they can go fuck themselves for all I care! Try to find another one, because your condition is getting bad. Your mood changes at the drop of a pin, and the slightest thing can set you off on an hours long screaming fit that makes everyone feel shitty. We all know you're stressed and we're trying to give you some space. The situation here isn't the best thing, but taking things out on us is NOT fucking helping. Maybe you don't mean it, but some of the shit you say is starting to really hurt or piss off other people.
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suck it up.
id#d2ed26 ♦ 11513 (2685)
 
OH LOOK THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTER WAS OBSESSED WITH VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ITS ALL NINTENDO'S FAULT BAN VIDEO GAMES NAO.

Yes, I'm sure it's all Microsoft, EA, Treyarch and Id Software's fault for selling entertainment sotware. I'm sure this senseless act of violence perpetrated by a fucking madman had nothing whatsoever to do with our country's absurd gun laws that make it ridiculously easy for any madman to get ahold of high-caliber weaponry any time they want, or our puppet government's adamant refusal to offer health care, mental or physical, to anyone that may need it. Or even the fact that our society as a whole encourages people to be cancerous, self-absorbed fucktards and that showing weakness or vulnerability in any regard is unacceptable behavior. Nope, just fall back on that idiotic straw man of "THE SHOOTER PLAYED DOOM NONSTOP RARG BLARG" and blame it all on the video game industry again. Then when another thirty or forty first graders get slaughtered next month in another senseless massacre, sweep it all under the rug and continue to point fingers elsewhere.

Fucking A.
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man that sucks.
id#6ec56b ♦ 12382 (2840)
 
People, before you invest in a new piece of gaming hardware, read up on it before you come to some crazy ass conclusion about how it should work.

"If I can download it to the console, then the console should be able to play it!" Did you even read the shit on the console's box? Did you bother to research ANYTHING? Your PS3 isn't going to play PSP games, your Wii won't play DS games, and your XBox 360 will not play PC games. It doesn't matter if it comes on a disc or a digital download. It's not fucking happening. Maybe after some hardcore modding, but that's some really insane shit to mess with.

"Well, that's just really stupid!" It's stupid that computers, consoles and handhelds have completely different hardware and software? No, it's fucking not. They're designed to run different things, so it's completely normal for some things to be incompatible! What next? You going to bitch about how something designed to be cooked in a microwave melts and catches fire when you put it in a toaster oven?

"Most of today's consoles are backwards compatible with older games, and they let you download stuff for handhelds. Therefore, they should be able to play handheld games!" The consoles were DESIGNED to play the older games and store data for handhelds. The handhelds were DESIGNED to play their own set of games. Sure, you can share certain things between them, but they still have completely different hardware and software for running games. You tell me how a DS cart is going to run on a disc-based system. You tell me how a PSP game on a UMD is going to run in a Blu-Ray player. You may be able to download data for the handhelds onto the big ol' consoles, but it's only data. You can't do fuck all with it unless you have the appropriate system to run it!

O, common sense, where the fuck art thou? Get thine ass back here. NOW.
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holy shit dude.
id#15029e ♦ 12015 (2915)
 
"congratulations on beating the difficult boss, here's your awesome top tier armor, the chainmail string bikini of red sonja."
i'm pretty lenient with my suspension of disbelief, but every time i see this my immersion just fucking shatters into a million pieces.
and nobody is doing anything about this at all because game companies believe every single last person who plays their games are creepy adolescent neanderthals who don't know how to talk to real girls.
it seems like they have no respect for men at all, really.
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holy shit dude.
id#1ea9fe ♦ 11586 (2797)
 
Fucking Kotaku. You are literally the worst news site I've ever seen. Every single "article" you post is just cutting and pasting wholesale from a forum post speculating about a game that won't even be out for another six months or just posting someone else's shitty fan video from Youtube and going THIS IS REALLY COOL WATCH IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS AND CLICK OUR AD BANNERS BEFORE YOU GO LOL. I have no idea why Valve considers your site to be good enough to be featured as "news" on their tickers when you haven't posted anything that could even remotely be considered "journalism" and all of your profits come from someone else's work. Fire your staff of retarded clowns and hire some people who know how to do important things. Like write articles. Or get news from credible sources. Or not make money by plagiarizing other peoples' work.
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holy shit dude.
id#913085 ♦ 9253 (2550)
 
I do love how Bioware derides the Wii by claiming it's "just a toy", as if all game consoles aren't. Or are they seriously claiming that their games are some kind of transcendent work of art? Because I was promised an "epic adventure", ended up paying sixty bucks for a glorified alien peep show wrapped in a bland, shitty shooter, and now I want my fucking money back. Assholes.
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man that sucks.
id#4e19eb ♦ 10609 (2564)
 
Diablo 3 SUCKS ASS. Worst 60 bucks I've spent in a good, long while. Good god, could this dreck be any more dumbed-down, uninspired and boring? And this shit sold 3.4 MILLION copies on day one? No wonder I can't find any decent games anymore if shit like this is what people buy. Play some real fucking games, people.
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man that sucks.
id#33e228 ♦ 9302 (2413)
 
Why is it, when a game has a ranking system of some sort, people capable of the most childish, shit-brained rage flock to it? You get a number, stars, ELO, badges, or some other meaningless shit next to your name. Yes, MEANINGLESS shit, because it doesn't do a damned thing for you, unless you compete in tournaments for actual money. Yet, people flip the fuck out over this e-peen booster.

So, you have a big number, lots of stars, a high ELO, or whatever is used. I guess that means you are amazing at the game and never make mistakes. Super de fucking duper. It's not a free pass to act like an asshole and spew explosive, rage-infused diarrhea over other people. If you lose a game, the world will still be here. I promise! Raging at people (even your friends? Really?!) is not going to make things better, nor will it net you your oh-so-precious win or rank boost. Some people will intentionally throw a game just to piss you off more! I'll bet that's fun!

You think your game was ruined because you lost? I just had to sit through half an hour of you insulting and basically yelling at everyone over the mic in your loud, whining nerd voice. And since I wasn't one of your fuckwit buddies with a big number by their name, I took the brunt of it. I sincerely hope someone takes an extra large, sticky, corn-loaded shit on you next time your attitude problem strikes. I hope it's in the form of "get the fuck out, your ass is banned, dipshit."
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man that sucks.
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