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id#f632f9 ♦ 8862 (2175)
 
Fucking hell, Gamestop. As if your store wasn't shitty enough for its depressing atmosphere, outrageous prices on "used" games that lack the box and manual and have the CD scratched to shit, your insultingly low trade-in prices ($3 for a game you turn around and sell for $25 - after you throw away the box and manual to completely destroy any collectible value it had, which just causes online retailers to drive up prices, of course), your dogshit shill magazine, and the brain-dead chimps you call "staff" who actively insult my taste in games every time I visit (while they try to push monkey shit like Mass Effect and Uncharted on me... yeah, that's a laugh), now you've put the final nail in your coffin.

How? Quite simple really. You straight-up lied to my face about a boxed copy of Ducktales Remastered "only being available to people who preordered." First of all, the item in question is a box containing a voucher for a digital download; who the fuck even TAKES preorders on digital downloads? Oh right, shit companies like yours who hoard hundreds of copies of rare games in the back of the store for months just to ramp up demand, then suddenly release them en masse as "used copies" for twice their original sale price. IE Xenoblade Chronicles.

Second of all, boxed versions of Ducktales weren't even released until two days after I visited your store. So you lied to me about a product no longer being available when it wasn't even released yet, and didn't even offer me a chance to buy one of your alleged "preorder-only" copies.

So that's it. I'm done. Fuck your shitty business practices, fuck your stores, fuck your employees, and fuck the corrupt, welfare-mooching scummy assholes that sit on top of the corporate chain paying idiots minimum wage and firing them for the slightest infraction against the company (but never against the customer or the laws of the land, no sir) so they have no incentive to ever better themselves. Fuck you.
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man that sucks.
id#9e4c8f ♦ 10165 (2721)
 
Jesus, Gamestop. You were already a dank, depressing cunt of a store, but your latest experience is the worst I've ever had. Yeah, worse than the guy who accused me of using your store as a "free Blockbuster" because I apparently returned one game too many over the course of a few months. That's great customer service there. Did that guy get fired for being a rude, unprofessional asshole? Oh wait, no, he didn't. He's managing a new store and calling all the shots for how every store in a 50 mile radius should be run. Great management runs deep in this company.

Anyway, my tale this time around: I bought a stack of three Xbox games (the Dead Rising trilogy) and one particularly rare Wii game (Metroid Prime Trilogy). All pristine and non-Greatest Hits as far as I could tell. So I bring the game up, go thorugh the usual rigamarole of turning down preorders for overrated shit like Mass Effect and your retarded "discount card", and leave the store.

Then I get home and look at what I got. First of all, Off the Record looks fucking terrible for a "new" game. The case is half-destroyed and barely holding together. I had to dig out an old case and swap everything over only to discover that the cracked plastic from the old case punctured a hole in the slip cover. How the fuck do you let that happen to a NEW game sitting in a drawer?

Second of all, I brought up a non-GH copy of Dead Rising 1, then I get home and it's a Greatest Hits copy. Thanks for the bait-and-switch marketing there, you fucking idiots.

Third, and perhaps worst, Metroid Prime Trilogy - which is, again, the most expensive of the four games I bought - was NOT SECURED in its packaging, greatly increasing the risk of it being damaged or destroyed in transit. This shit takes literally ONE SECOND and you couldn't be bothered to do it. Fortunately, it was not damaged, but knowing your lovely customer service, you'd probably just blame the on me and I'd be out seventy bucks.

The one highlight of this disastrous outing was the copy of Dead Rising 2. Perhaps my a miracle of God, it was as a used game and its packaging should be - the original packaging (not one of your cheap shitty generic cases - why do you even have those fucking things? Just turn down shit that isn't in presentable, complete condition like any respectable game store) in relatively good shape and not at risk of being destroyed in transit. Yeah, one game out of four was as advertised. 25%. One quarter. That's an F even by the appallingly low standards of our education system.

So how can you improve my experience for next time? How about this: Replace your staff of minimum-wage retards with trained ferrets. That would be totally awesome. A little stinkier, yes, but hey, it would cost less for you in the long run (you wouldn't have to give them benefits, and buying a bag of food and some sawdust once in a while is a lot cheaper than paying a bunch of idiots seven bucks an hour to stand around playing with themselves), and at least then I wouldn't have to have overrated shlock like Mass Effect shoved down my throat every time I try to purchase Gamecube games, nor would I have to get browbeaten into buying your shitty magazine every time I so much think about looking at used games (gee, a magazine owned and operated by a GAME STORE, I'm sure they're a trustworthy source and wouldn't just say anything to get me to buy dogshit like Dead Space and Kane and Lynch 2). Plus hell, who wouldn't love to buy a copy of Mario Kart 7 from a ferret? People would line up around the block for that shit, myself included.
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holy shit dude.
id#856863 ♦ 6609 (1913)
 
I don't know why people get so lathered up over a bad review of a fucking children's video game. If you think the game looks fun and you want to try it, then just try the damn thing. Borrow it from a friend. Rent it from Netflix. Download the demo on Xbox Live. And if you already own the game, what the hell are you doing reading reviews of it anyway? You've already pretty clearly made your choice about it, so why the hell do you care what some random jagoff you'll never meet thinks? It's a bad review fucking VIDEO GAME, not a grave insult to your family line. Get some real fucking problems to worry about.
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sorry guy.
id#15ff15 ♦ 7845 (1962)
 
Why is it that people continually recommend me games that they refuse to play themselves? They go on and on and on about how WONDERFUL and INNOVATIVE and EXCELLENT Uncharted is, but then I look on their PSN profile and see it's not even listed. Uncharted 2 is, but it has 0% of the trophies unlocked. And don't tell me it's just because you "don't care about trophies" - you haven't even gotten one for mundane shit like killing enemies or finishing a single level. You flat out just haven't played the game. Hell, I'VE played more of the game than you have, so don't lecture me about how I "haven't given it a fair chance" when I say it sucks.

And no, I'm not going to buy fucking Heavy Rain. I suffered through enough of that FMV game shit on the PC and Sega CD back in the early 90s. I did my time. I wasted my parents' money. I went running back to GOOD games on the SNES, like Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario RPG. Why did Sony even think this genre was worthwhile enough to revive? Why did anyone even think to buy it? I can count all the good FMV games ever made on one FINGER.

I'm done. I'm out. Let us never speak of that dark era of gaming again.
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man that sucks.
id#5c8948 ♦ 8036 (1890)
 
So whose bonehead idea was it to mash every piece of news for a game on Steam together on one big clusterfuck of a page? I don't give a shit about some mod for a game I don't even fucking own that aims to recreate Stalker in Cryengine III or whatever the fuck, I just want to read the patch notes for the latest game update. And half the time the news ticker's not even fully up to date, so I have to wait for hours or even the next DAY to see what the hell they added or fixed. This used to be the simplest shit in the world - right click, choose "view update news" and you get a list of all the shit they changed the MINUTE the patch starts downloading. Simple. No halfwits from Kotaku lousing up my feed, just the straight-up on what new hats I can collect this week.

Way to fix what ain't broke, Valve!
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man that sucks.
id#8058e4 ♦ 6977 (1882)
 
"If you don't follow the Bible to the letter, then you're a disgrace to your religion. If you do, you're selling your daughter into slavery and stoning people to death so you're fucking evil. SEE I AUTOMATICALLY WIN EVERY ARGUMENT BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A MURDERING, RAPING SLAVER OR A HYPOCRITE!"

Yeah, real sly, fucktard. Like that's not the only time I've ever heard that basic argument of "Either you agree with me 100% or you're an evil, ignorant sheep." How many lonely nights in your parents basement did it take you to think that one up?

Well at least I know you'll never really amount to much, and one look at the sheer amount of stupid bullshit arguments on your Facebook page and cowardly anonymous rants posted all over "godhatesyou.com" confirms that quite nicely. Enjoy making $8.70 an hour at Gamestop (every dime of which goes straight back into cheap booze and buying every single shitty FPS game that comes down the pipe) and sponging off your parents' AOL connection until the day you finally drink yourself to death, asshole.
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sorry guy.
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