I knew you were pretty mean and had shit people skills, but you're sinking to new fucking lows as the days go on! First, you were fired for your horrible attitude towards your assistants, employees, other companies' employees, and even customers. Why it took over 9 fucking years for this to happen, I don't know. But, whatever. Your psychotic harassment bullshit is over. Or, so I thought!

It seems you're a little stalker bitch! Before you were kicked out, one of your favorite targets quit because she couldn't take your shit anymore. Once you were out, you started asking where she'd applied for work. Then you applied to the same fucking places! Of course, you accepted a job where she was offered one! Too bad for you, bitch, she found out what happened to you AND what you were up to. She's back at her old job, which is now under much friendlier management. You then quit your new job after two weeks, since your "friend" wasn't working there! If that's not creepy stalking, I don't know what is!

So, now you come shopping in the store we work in. Not that you didn't before, but you shop there WAY more than you used to. And now you're writing stuff in the store's comment box about employees you didn't like. Of course, you don't name names, but it's pretty fucking obvious who you're talking about. I DO agree with some of the stuff you've mentioned: no, people should NOT be leaving their stations to go and recline on the furniture displays, nor should they be sitting behind their station during busy times. But fucking hell, the fact that you're going into dickhead customer territory is scary. What next? Bullshit complaints about how we shouldn't leave our stations to get supplies, or have a friendly chat with the manager when she comes by? I bet it's not long before you try to make EVERYONE'S lives hell through that box.

Fuck you. Seriously. Quit acting so retarded and grow the fuck up. You're not doing yourself any favors.

FUCK YOU, SOPA. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE CUNTS AND ASSWHORES WHO THOUGHT YOU UP. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM.

"It's a way to combat internet piracy" my ASS! This SOPA thing is just ASKING to be abused and will fuck people in the ass so hard the cum will shoot out their mouths and ears! If this bill fucking passes, HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT, WE ARE FUCKED. All it'll take is some prick sitting on a fuckton of power to go "I think this is a piracy site and it should be shut down!" and KERSPOOGE! Bye bye, website! It was nice visiting you, even though you didn't have one FUCKING OUNCE of piracy-releated shit! It's like that ICE fuck-up that got people in loads of trouble because some fuckbox cried "THEY HAVE KIDDIE PORN! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!"

What the fuck is this? 1984? A third-world country? FUCKALADEE, NO. This is North America, where people are supposed to be free! Enough of the fucking censorship bullshit disguised as "security," "anti-piracy," and whatever the fuck else some random Sir Suxdacawk thinks up. You want to stop piracy? Then make the legal route for stuff less demanding and more appealing! I WANT to support artists, musicians, game developers, and all that other cool shit out there. But it's a real fucking problem with region locks (is daily currency conversion that fucking hard?), special software, shady sellers, and other fucking shitponds to wade through.

And you know what? All this SOPA bullshit will be a waste of money and resources because people will find a way to break through it! This is government fuckup-ery at its absolute finest.

FUCKING ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH STOP FUCKING CALLING ME

I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO GTFO ON THURSDAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU?

ALL YOU DO IS TALK TO ME ABOUT ANIME AND SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT, WHY DON'T YOU TRY EATING YOUR DICK

final fantasy IS NOT COOL. neither is obsessing over anime, talking to me about how great anime conventions are and how excited you are for the next one. FUCK YOU I DO NOT CARE. TRY TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN VALKYRIE PROFILE AND STOP CALLING ME.

every time you talk or I say something you have to associate it with some game or final fantasy or anime or SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THAT

god FUCK YOU

I NEED TO CHANGE MY NUMBER

HEY YOU, yes, you reading this. FUCK YOU. I don't even know you and I guarantee you've done something today that would have pissed me off.

Asshole.

Hey Professor D. Bagg, you're teaching a studio art class. That means we're supposed to be spending the five hours a week we have in your classroom working on the art projects you have assigned us. Instead you give us lectures, show us videos, and have us fill out grade school style busy work sheets. After we get done with all of that horseshit we have like, what, fifteen minutes to ask for your help and input on our actual graded assignments? Fuck you!

By the way, helvetica is the font people use when they've got no style or imagination. That means you've got no style or imagination and you'd probably be better off teaching communications to the football team.

"Let's make sure we are recording the debate tonight, and make sure we cut it up for tomorrow, please."

Cut it up for tomorrow? What THE FUCK does that mean? Are you seriously suggesting that in addition to my normal work duties I have to also watch the entire 2 fucking hour long republican cock-sucker in chief debate AND decide which audio cuts people I don't work with would like to have? FUCK YOU!! It's one thing to give me a list of quotes you would like to have, and the approximate time they occurred. That is arguably a part of my job, but I'm not the show's host, or a producer, I don't even fucking work with them! I have no idea what cuts they want, I don't have the time during my shift to do it anyway, and why the fuck am I having to sift through TWO HOURS of debates for some audio cuts that you will use once?

FUCK YOU, I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS GARBAGE!!

Domino's new online order placing, tracking, and feedback allows me to have as little human contact as possible while still obsessively checking up on my order. And I can complain about stupid details such as how poorly the crust has been cut without having to hear the words come out of my mouth. Kudos Domino's, and Fuck You to all the other pizza chains - this is how it should be.

(mom and pop pizza places are, of course, in a different category and are thus exempt from the aforementioned Fuck You)

whats up yo.

FUCK NASA

fuck you bitches for lying to us. what the fuck. you know that the human race is awaking up masses and we are gonna have a full disclosure. so FUCK YOU and we don't need you piece of shit you make me sick. telling us that the universe is only full of the rings and and gasses FUCK YOU BITCHES

burn in hell motherfuckers the human race is awakening and you gonna look like piece of shit cowards
and we gonna kick your asses when they disclosure and the human race awake. and is happening right now, and we don't need your fuckinging
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truth

we know the truth already so FUCK YOU

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this is about FUCK NASA. ah leave me a comment below and i will appreciate it. because those fucker are PUSsies and yeah
and make me sick
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and fucking piece of fucking nasa

uh i'm i'm gonna buy ah dvd i'm gonna destroy it i'm gonna burn it. destroying a dvd that i have of of nasa. and burn that shirt that i have. so FUCK YOU mother fuckers. yeah. leave me a comment below and i will appreciate it.

and FUCK NASA

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please you!

Oh, aren't sandbox games fun? They let you blow shit up, build your own castle, or just kill things. Good stuff! Then YOU people come along. You people without one fucking ounce of courtesy or common sense.

"Golly! I see this building here, but I want to experiment with stuff. I'll just tear the building down a bit so I have some room for my idea!" Fuck you. Fuck you HARD. If you worked on some project for a few hours, how would you feel if some prick came by and had the baked bean special runs all over it? Don't give me that "I'm sorry, I'm new to this game!" horseshit, either. You damned well ask before you touch other people's stuff. "But no one was around so I couldn't ask for help!" You know what you do in that case? DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING! Go play singleplayer, read a damned wiki, and learn the game first, dumbshit! No one wants to come back to a ruined project because you decided to lend out your brain cell for the day.

"Well, that's not nice! It's just a game, you know." Shut up, bitch. Lego and sand are games, too. People use those to make awesome sculptures. Would you go up to one of those things and start picking it apart in some places because you want to try something out in those specific spots? I hope not because if you do, you're a tit-brained pissfuck. Pulling that shit in a game where people can build things is equally retarded. Defending people who do that makes you look like a twat.

And that brings me to one more wonderful piece of shit. "Hee hee hee! Look at all these fine things to ruin! Time to start smashing!" If you aren't doing any funny or creative griefing, please go play a game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself. Big, gold dick sculpture on someone's lawn? Funny (and useful)! Tearing things down as fast as you can by any means necessary? Old shit that no one finds funny because ANYONE can do it.

You got all that? Good. Over and out, dicks.

You god damn fat bag of shit. I'm so god damn sick of you constantly foisting work off on me just because you fucking can. Yeah, I know the god damn tilt skillet is dirty and you need it RIGHT NOW, so why don't you just fucking clean it yourself instead of forcing me to drop everything I'm doing so I can do it? Oh right, because you have to flaunt that tiny shred of power the boss-man gave you for brown nosing him constantly for fucking months in any way you can. That and you need to run over to the grill kitchen every five minutes so you can do even less god damn work around here. Don't even try to tell me you're doing something important with that time, because every fucking time I look over you're just fucking STANDING THERE AND TALKING. Oh, but if I take a break for five seconds to get a sip of water so I don't dehydrate to death in this 120-degree shithole, I'm slacking off and I deserve to go straight to hell. Fuck you.

I swear to fuck, the next time you force some stupid god damn thing you could easily just DO YOURSELF on me so you can kick back and talk to people and gloat about how you're making me do your work for yes (and yes, I can hear your whale-like bellowing and gloating from clear across the god damn kitchen while you tell EVERYONE how you forced that work off on me just because you could), I'm going to go out to the parking lot, take a shit on your car and key a tally mark into it for every time you've done this stupid shit to me.

And for the record, I'm up to a DOZEN by now. You fucking arrogant pig. Do the world a favor and just die of a massive heart attack already.