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id#2e4b3e ♦ 16446 (3798)
 
My Goddamn head hurts! This is the third one this week. Fuck you, brain!
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sorry guy.
id#7652d4 ♦ 12639 (3264)
 
Fuck you, chlamydia.
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holy shit dude.
id#f632f9 ♦ 8286 (2015)
 
Fucking hell, Gamestop. As if your store wasn't shitty enough for its depressing atmosphere, outrageous prices on "used" games that lack the box and manual and have the CD scratched to shit, your insultingly low trade-in prices ($3 for a game you turn around and sell for $25 - after you throw away the box and manual to completely destroy any collectible value it had, which just causes online retailers to drive up prices, of course), your dogshit shill magazine, and the brain-dead chimps you call "staff" who actively insult my taste in games every time I visit (while they try to push monkey shit like Mass Effect and Uncharted on me... yeah, that's a laugh), now you've put the final nail in your coffin.

How? Quite simple really. You straight-up lied to my face about a boxed copy of Ducktales Remastered "only being available to people who preordered." First of all, the item in question is a box containing a voucher for a digital download; who the fuck even TAKES preorders on digital downloads? Oh right, shit companies like yours who hoard hundreds of copies of rare games in the back of the store for months just to ramp up demand, then suddenly release them en masse as "used copies" for twice their original sale price. IE Xenoblade Chronicles.

Second of all, boxed versions of Ducktales weren't even released until two days after I visited your store. So you lied to me about a product no longer being available when it wasn't even released yet, and didn't even offer me a chance to buy one of your alleged "preorder-only" copies.

So that's it. I'm done. Fuck your shitty business practices, fuck your stores, fuck your employees, and fuck the corrupt, welfare-mooching scummy assholes that sit on top of the corporate chain paying idiots minimum wage and firing them for the slightest infraction against the company (but never against the customer or the laws of the land, no sir) so they have no incentive to ever better themselves. Fuck you.
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man that sucks.
id#590797 ♦ 9708 (2538)
 
What's pissing me off? This shit:

1. People who can't open a door without booting it and leaving shoeprints, mud globs, scratches, or stains on it.
2. People who can't close a door unless they slam it shut with the force of a bomb.
3. Address verification that says my credit card billing info is wrong or invalid, when it obviously isn't.
4. Assholes who roar down the street at 3 AM with their music blaring so loudly, it shakes the windows of your house.
5. Companies that refuse to deal with the fuckhead managers they hire until massive damage has been done.
6. People who bitch endlessly about wanting things, but do fuck all to get them.
7. Dust and dirt that refuses to be picked up by a dustpan or cleaning cloth.
8. People who take credit for another person's work, or use it to get attention, pageviews, subscriptions, etc..
9. Control freaks who will spend hours trying to fix something, even when you've told and shown them how to fix it in minutes.
10. People who think multiple, rapid mouse clicks or key presses will make their computer work faster.
11. Ads that cause your computer to blue screen.
12. Parents who don't look after their kids, or just let them run around and be destructive in public places.
13. Political correctness ruining awesome things.
14. People who constantly have to try to one-up everyone, even if it means lying about everything.
15. Religious idiots who follow scammers, hypocrites, and other idiots without doing some research or thinking for themselves.
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pussy.
id#beb044 ♦ 15694 (3429)
 
Well, Mr. Lawyer, I just want to say thank you so fucking much for wasting so much time! I did have a fair amount of respect for you, but it just went down the toilet with my last shit.

You told hubby and I way back in January you needed some things from us, and we got them for you. You said once you had all that stuff, you could send in the forms to get this batshit insane immigration process started! So, I find out today you've done exactly jack shit. Apparently, you tried to contact my husband about this, and left messages on the answering machine. Twice. In SIX months. There's really important shit going on, and that's how often you tried to contact us.

You're missing some documents! How in the FUCK are you missing them?! I handed you the papers back in January, you photocopied them, and you put the copies IN A FUCKING FOLDER! Then there's the stuff my husband got to you. Oh, that's now outdated! So, why the fuck did you tell us it was okay for him to submit "outdated" information? And apparently, I have to have some medical exam before you can file. What in the ever living fuck are you smoking, man? You haven't even filed the first form, and you're asking me to do something that comes MUCH later in the immigration process.

You know what? I just did a bunch of reading on the government's immigration website! Some of the shit you've asked us for isn't even mentioned on the required forms! And there are some things we may actually need, and you haven't even fucking hinted at them! So, what do we REALLY have to fucking do here? Do we need to phone you every fucking day and talk to your air-headed receptionist to make sure things are getting done? Do we need to bring you a fuckton of money (as if we haven't already)? I really want to know, because I'm sick and fucking tired of being kept in the dark for months at a time, while you sit around with your thumbs in your ass!

I guess it's time to send you an e-mail! Hell if I know if and how you'll respond to it! I wouldn't be surprised if I got nothing, or a bunch of bullshit legalese and half-assed information! Go fuck yourself.
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holy shit dude.
id#476523 ♦ 7559 (2428)
 
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! DONT FUCKING ASK MY OPINION ABOUT THE SHOW AND THEN GO ON FOR FIVE MINUTES ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT WHY I'M WRONG. JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU INCOMPETENT INFANT ASSHOLE!
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holy shit dude.
id#bac732 ♦ 13151 (2993)
 
I knew you were pretty mean and had shit people skills, but you're sinking to new fucking lows as the days go on! First, you were fired for your horrible attitude towards your assistants, employees, other companies' employees, and even customers. Why it took over 9 fucking years for this to happen, I don't know. But, whatever. Your psychotic harassment bullshit is over. Or, so I thought!

It seems you're a little stalker bitch! Before you were kicked out, one of your favorite targets quit because she couldn't take your shit anymore. Once you were out, you started asking where she'd applied for work. Then you applied to the same fucking places! Of course, you accepted a job where she was offered one! Too bad for you, bitch, she found out what happened to you AND what you were up to. She's back at her old job, which is now under much friendlier management. You then quit your new job after two weeks, since your "friend" wasn't working there! If that's not creepy stalking, I don't know what is!

So, now you come shopping in the store we work in. Not that you didn't before, but you shop there WAY more than you used to. And now you're writing stuff in the store's comment box about employees you didn't like. Of course, you don't name names, but it's pretty fucking obvious who you're talking about. I DO agree with some of the stuff you've mentioned: no, people should NOT be leaving their stations to go and recline on the furniture displays, nor should they be sitting behind their station during busy times. But fucking hell, the fact that you're going into dickhead customer territory is scary. What next? Bullshit complaints about how we shouldn't leave our stations to get supplies, or have a friendly chat with the manager when she comes by? I bet it's not long before you try to make EVERYONE'S lives hell through that box.

Fuck you. Seriously. Quit acting so retarded and grow the fuck up. You're not doing yourself any favors.
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holy shit dude.
id#fc5486 ♦ 11162 (2752)
 
FUCK YOU, SOPA. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE CUNTS AND ASSWHORES WHO THOUGHT YOU UP. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM.

"It's a way to combat internet piracy" my ASS! This SOPA thing is just ASKING to be abused and will fuck people in the ass so hard the cum will shoot out their mouths and ears! If this bill fucking passes, HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT, WE ARE FUCKED. All it'll take is some prick sitting on a fuckton of power to go "I think this is a piracy site and it should be shut down!" and KERSPOOGE! Bye bye, website! It was nice visiting you, even though you didn't have one FUCKING OUNCE of piracy-releated shit! It's like that ICE fuck-up that got people in loads of trouble because some fuckbox cried "THEY HAVE KIDDIE PORN! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!"

What the fuck is this? 1984? A third-world country? FUCKALADEE, NO. This is North America, where people are supposed to be free! Enough of the fucking censorship bullshit disguised as "security," "anti-piracy," and whatever the fuck else some random Sir Suxdacawk thinks up. You want to stop piracy? Then make the legal route for stuff less demanding and more appealing! I WANT to support artists, musicians, game developers, and all that other cool shit out there. But it's a real fucking problem with region locks (is daily currency conversion that fucking hard?), special software, shady sellers, and other fucking shitponds to wade through.

And you know what? All this SOPA bullshit will be a waste of money and resources because people will find a way to break through it! This is government fuckup-ery at its absolute finest.
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holy shit dude.
id#e6bcae ♦ 9511 (2394)
 
FUCKING ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH STOP FUCKING CALLING ME

I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO GTFO ON THURSDAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU?

ALL YOU DO IS TALK TO ME ABOUT ANIME AND SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT, WHY DON'T YOU TRY EATING YOUR DICK

final fantasy IS NOT COOL. neither is obsessing over anime, talking to me about how great anime conventions are and how excited you are for the next one. FUCK YOU I DO NOT CARE. TRY TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN VALKYRIE PROFILE AND STOP CALLING ME.

every time you talk or I say something you have to associate it with some game or final fantasy or anime or SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THAT

god FUCK YOU

I NEED TO CHANGE MY NUMBER
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holy shit dude.
id#ebebf2 ♦ 7062 (2353)
 
HEY YOU, yes, you reading this. FUCK YOU. I don't even know you and I guarantee you've done something today that would have pissed me off.

Asshole.
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suck it up.
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