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id#16a654 ♦ 17436 (4032)
 
Yes, I'm aware I should get a fucking job. Stop the fucking nagging and getting other people to join in. If it's THAT important, then how about you drop one into my lap, before I drop a deuce in yours? What's easy for you isn't easy for everyone else.

First off, I'll need to get one of those SSN things so I can be properly fist-fucked up the ass by the government like everyone else. Then, I'll need to find a place that I can actually apply at. I've been looking, and holy fuckshit, what a disaster! Most of these places won't even fucking consider you unless you lie on the online application, or have several years of experience! Companies say they want honest answers on their online forms, but honest answers on some questions gets your application sent to the trash. This "YOU NEED EXPERIENCE" thing is bullshit, too. Moving shit, stocking shelves, scanning barcodes and pushing buttons requires experience now? What the fuck happened to employee training?

If I actually do get to apply somewhere, there's the fucking job interviews to deal with. Motherfucking balls, I HATE job interviews with a passion. It's always the same "Please sit down and answer these questions that tell us fuck all about how you'll actually do the job. We won't mention some of them aren't even relevant to the position you're applying for." It's a fucking sickening feeling botching an interview, only to know some fuckwit with great ass-kissing or bullshitting skills could get it. It's even worse seeing complete assholes get these jobs. These "workers" almost constantly fuck around, fuck up, or just fuck off when they want because they don't feel like working.

To top things off, I'm not a people person. I never have been, and the retail job I had just made me extra bitter. Hell, even hanging out for a few hours with people I know leaves me feeling incredibly tired and worn out. I'm on the shy side, and being shit on and judged my whole life over stupid things hasn't helped. The fact that people like you expect me to crap out some extroversion and get over it also doesn't help. I've actually tried that, and I get shit on even more.

So, just fuck off with the nagging and the pressure. It does fuck all to help me get a job, and just makes me feel worse.
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holy shit dude.
id#f27d7c ♦ 16167 (3295)
 
Hey, you! The one doing fuck all other than bitching! Do you know why we get pissed off at you so easily? It's your fucking attitude!

We're having company soon, so what did you do to help clean the house up? You barked orders at everyone, whined about the "mess," dried 3 dishes, cleaned up a few crumbs, then had a nap. I did a majority of the cleaning yesterday, since I'm not working (for reasons that should be fucking obvious to you). Hell, I even managed to help with dinner, get my laundry done, and exercise! What did you do yesterday? Got home early, ate, watched TV, and napped until dinner time. Then you ate again, got drunk, and went to bed! Short story: you did basically FUCK ALL to help out! Good fucking job!

You're a slob, yet you bitch at anyone who forgets to put something away! You rarely help with housework, due to some really fucking old excuses, like "It's my house," "I worked today," and "My [ailment of choice] is acting up." Fuck you! If it were my house, I'd still help keep it clean. Even when I was working, I could still help with the chores. And all those problems you suffer from could be easily fixed: LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR AND LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! You barely eat anything during the day; at night, you binge on food and booze, then go to bed. And you WONDER why you're having a hard time losing weight!

You say WE'RE the fucking lazy ones, or that we get angry over nothing? Get your ass to detox; you need to be cleansed of the shit you're full of!
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