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id#47cf43 ♦ 7965 (2228)
 
Dear freaken lazy husband, Just a little help with taking care of OUR baby would be appreciated!
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holy shit dude.
id#5036f8 ♦ 6155 (1780)
 
My parents are nice people. Until I bring up the topic that I'm going to ConBravo, a convention in Hamilton. I'm financially stable for the time being and I'm staying at a friend's place during the convention's run. So why do you wonder what's the big deal about, it's that my parents are refusing to let me go out of Toronto to Hamilton because I won't be taking my medications to sleep properly at night. Granted I can sleep sometimes without them, but anyways it's really aggravating that they are too damn concerned for me. I'll be completely fine without my medication for like three days and what's worse is that they let my brother go to Guelph and not me which is totally unfair. I'm sick and tired of having shouting matches with my damned mom and dad and I just wish to have a good time at the convention with my friends. Hell, they even know and trust the friend who I plan on staying over at and it's puzzling that my parents won't let me go when I've got things in my favor. I tried convincing my mom a lot but the bitch won't acknowledge my words to her thick skull. She wouldn't listen that what I'm doing is harmless fun and that I'll be back safe and sound when it's all over. Sorry about my ranting, it's just it's really aggravating that my parents claim that they wish for my happiness, yet they flip out when I'm planning to spread my wings and have some harmless fun. I'll be glad when the time comes for me to move out because yeah, fuck my parent's unfairness.
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sorry guy.
id#6f39e9 ♦ 9132 (2308)
 
You are such an ungrateful, abusive, childish BITCH. I know things haven't been great for you all the time, but seriously? Cut the fucking crap already. There's NO fucking reason for you to take things out on your mom, me, and my husband. You've made things really awkward and depressing for us with your shitty, entitled attitude.

Your mom has been MORE than wonderful to you! She buys you groceries, cooks and bakes food for you, lends you money, spends time shopping and watching movies with you, and even pays for your phone bills and car insurance! She's also helped you move several times, stored your stuff, and paid for your university shit, too! She even adopted a dog that you SOOO wanted, and you barely come by the house. She tries VERY hard to have a good relationship with you, yet you scream at her about what a shitty, ignorant parent she is every time you visit! What in the fuck is wrong with you?!

That screaming, house-smashing, item-throwing, 2-hour pissy fit you had the other day was way the fuck out of line! You KNEW your mom was going to renovate her house to add an apartment to it for your brother and I when we got married. Hell, she first tried to sell the house so she could buy one that already had the apartment built in! Why the fuck is it a problem NOW? It's not all-inclusive; we'll need to buy paint, flooring, lights, furniture, appliances, EVERYTHING. That's on top of rent, groceries, and other stuff we'll need! If you're so desperate for your mom's attention, why'd you move out in the first place? Oh, right...life was boring as shit here, and mom didn't understand you. Big fucking surprise.

By the way, wasn't a relative setting you up with a decent apartment in a decent location? You've been living in shitty places and working shitty jobs, so that's a pretty nice offer! Your mom's even going to help you move (AGAIN!). But, that's not good enough, is it? If it was, you'd be happy, instead of being a bitch to all of us. Well, not ALL of us. You're cheery and nice to your younger siblings, and never bitch them out. Great fucking job!

You're almost 30 years old, and you're pulling shit that's reserved for entitled, selfish teenagers. Grow the fuck up!
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man that sucks.
id#6affb5 ♦ 13550 (3014)
 
I'm angry. And i don't know why it aches so.
I have no job and it hurts that i cant cut it. People have told me that they wish they were in my shoes, but i ask "why?"

My home i cannot fix. I need therapy. I cant afford the time to choose fun. I have to work, but i make pennies from ad revenue . Its the only job that will hire me. I havent worked in six years. My last job was as a stripper and i cant put that onmy resume.
I cant say it was my father who made me do it. We didnt have good communication and the only thing we ever talked about was how i needed to work. So i sat all day poring over jobs that wouldnt hire me.
And i would cry after he would bring up "the talk" . "aren't you even trying!?!?"

So i did it for a while. It was liberating. I had money. I had motivation. I studied my job and brought the other strippers books i was reading. The joint was shitty and everyone there had it bad too. The owners were nice but its the strippers who were the squeaky wheels.

But i came home and tried to live my life. "you need to work!" and i was, secretly.
I couldnt say. What could i do? I paid my own bills slowly shifting my dependence. But then it was my night habits that i was doing wrong. Now they worry about the things im doing on my own! I cant leave the house and work because they worry, but i cant get paid if i dont go. And if theyre around i have to get talked to because im in need of their support.

The safest place feels like out, but i cant afford it. If i go... Where
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holy shit dude.
id#89e8ba ♦ 13096 (2957)
 
Good god mother, why do you keep insisting that I apply at the damn bake shop again? Do you have any fond memories of that place? Because I sure as fuck don't. In fact, I'd rather work the shitty job I have now for the rest of my life than go back to that rancid shithole ever again. Hell, dying penniless in the gutter would be preferable to working there.

You know exactly why, too. That awful dog-faced cunt that takes three hour lunch breaks, spends the rest of her six hour work day reading chain letters, playing Solitaire, and scapegoating anyone who doesn't ass-kiss her constantly with anything that may go even slightly wrong. She's a horrible, lazy, rude, annoying, condescending waste of fucking flesh, and I know you hate her just as much as I do. Would YOU go back to that shit? I didn't think so.

Not to mention the other stupid bitch who spends a good 30 weeks out of every year scamming workman's comp, since she's a half blind, Alzheimers-afflicted, mentally retarded invalid who can't lift more than ten pounds. But fuck that, because the stupid batfaced snatch considers her the "most valuable employee there" and lets her get away with faking injuries every other week so she never has to actually do anything. How many times were you screwed out of pay raises just so this useless shitstain could keep getting paid for doing nothing and Jackalbitch could keep up her Lexus payments? I'd wager it was a lot.

So no, I won't be applying there ever again. In fact, if I so much as see that dumb cuntrag's face again as long as I live, I'll spit right in her eye and then go and get my nail-studded baseball bat. Have a nice day.
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man that sucks.
id#99b30e ♦ 12568 (2890)
 
My husband and I do not want children at the moment. We're still debating whether we want them at all. So, kindly piss off and quit fucking bothering us about it!

"Well, couples who don't have kids are utterly selfish!" You DO realize some people aren't capable of having kids, even if they want to, right? So, please fuck off with that bullshit. As for me and my husband, we don't have the money or time to take care of kids right now. We're also not living together at the moment due to stupid bullshit, and we're still working on getting a place of our own. We both also have some physical and mental issues that could very well be passed on to kids and make their lives a misery. Hell, some of those issues could make us pretty damned bad parents. Oh, but to fuck with that! We should be having kids right fucking now because you and other mindless relatives want to see and play with cuuuuute wittle babies! Who the fuck's being selfish now?

"Oh, fine. Leave it up to the other people in the family to have kids, then." Shut the fuck up. We're not leaving a damned thing up to anyone, so quit trying to fucking guilt trip us into making babies WE'RE NOT READY FOR. I don't know why, but for some reason there's this bullshit expectation running around here that parents are entitled to grandchildren. Yeah, I realize without my parents I wouldn't be here. I realize they made sacrifices for me and have helped me out a lot. But for fuck's sake, when they chose to start a family, THEY WERE READY TO DO SO! They WANTED kids, so they had some! But if I don't want to have kids right now, if at all, it's some unforgivable sin and I'm a fucking terrible person. Take a good fucking look at some of our relatives who had kids before they were ready for them. They sure are having fun trying to get their shit together, aren't they?

Hey, I just thought of something! We have some relatives who've been married for 5+ years and THEY don't have kids! Oh, and we have UNMARRIED relatives! How's about going and getting them hooked up with some spouses?! Seriously, fuck off.
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sorry guy.
id#152026 ♦ 7323 (2092)
 
You know, I really shouldn't dread visiting with family. Actually, NOBODY should. But, it seems there's always that one relative (or several of them!) who makes you reach for the nearest bottle of 140 proof booze when they say "I'm coming for a visit!" Some people might wonder "How much of an insensitive prick are you that you don't even want to visit with your own family?!" Well, here's a list of the shit us "insensitive pricks" go through!

- The religious nuts! While they visit, they WILL try to start a "discussion" about how their religion is the BEST FUCKING ONE OUT THERE and how every other religion is utter heathen shit. Your opinion is trash if it's even slightly different from what the latest religious trend is, even if their info is from a scammer, parody website, or mindless fantards. Of course, they make their religion look fucking awful. And they wonder how some people can be agnostic or atheist!

- The "successful" snobs! It's such a fucking joy when these relatives visit. At some point, they WILL point out what a failure you are, either with insults, passive-aggressive bullshit, or comparisons to their other family members or friends. If you're not driving a $100 000 car and living in a huge house like Auntie Mina, you are SHIT. If you're not the manager of the local Starbucks and raising 6 kids in a trailer like Cousin Babette, you're stupid.

- The shit disturbers! During their visits, they go out of their way to make everyone totally fucking miserable: they show no respect for your possessions; they try to turn people against each other; they complain about everything; they ignore certain people for no good reason; they intentionally try to fuck up your work schedule; they let the kids draw on the walls with permanent markers and crayons. Hell, there's more they can do, but they always try to save one new stunt for their next visit.

- The snoops! If your stuff's not under lock, key, fireproof safe, and machine gun guard, it's fair game! These relatives go through your mail, your collections, your clothes, your "personal" items, your medicine cabinet, and whatever the fuck they feel like. They do not give one shit if it's confidential or personal. Sometimes, they'll even bring up their finds with other people. And heaven forbid you dig through their stuff, because they will tear your fucking head off if you do.

- The thieving bastards! Any time they visit, something will go missing from your home. It could be money, jewelry, books, toys, whatever. And if you call them on it, they will pitch a HUGE fucking tantrum. Of course, their immediate family will spring to their defense, and accuse you of misplacing things, because their sweetie would NEVER steal anything. And you wouldn't call the cops on family...would you?

- The surprise! They don't announce their visit until they're at your door or a close-by airport, bus depot, or ferry station. Of course, it's always when you have plans of your own and did not want to have any company at the time. But, that's okay! You're all family, and it'll be a fucking WONDERFUL visit if the surprise visitor is any (or SEVERAL) of the above types!


People try to be nice to these relatives in their families, so don't you fucking call them insensitive! And I KNOW you have at least one annoying/asshole relative in your family who makes you think "FUUUUCK, HOW LONG UNTIL THIS VISIT IS OVER?!" If you don't, it's because you're a little kid, a liar, or a lucky bastard.
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man that sucks.
id#51d917 ♦ 5197 (1518)
 
And while we're on the subject, fuck the boss' son too. Smug asshole who gets away with anything just because his daddy works there, constantly creating unnecessary work for me to do so he can text message people and go jerk off every ten minutes. Oh, and he's constantly parroting fucking Family Guy quotes, as if that somehow makes him smarter and funnier than everyone who has ever lived. Douche.
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man that sucks.
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