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id#2b6615 ♦ 17185 (3853)
 
Fucking shrill-voiced cranky ratbitch, you done fucked up for the last time. You remember all those times you threw shit across the kitchen at me because I didn't clean it enough for your delicate, princess-level standards (as if you deserve nice things anyway, you dad-fucking, trailer park dwelling waste of sperm)? Yeah, one hit me square in the back in plain view of everyone. So guess what? You're reported for assault and continual harassment. Enjoy picking shit out of the dumpster for three meals a day instead of just two once you can't milk the free company meals anymore, scumcunt.
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holy shit dude.
id#6826f6 ♦ 12236 (2828)
 
The guy across from me clicks his mouse too fucking loud. Clicks it like a fucking spastic bitch. Doesn't help that he looks like a fuckin' mongoloid asshole faggot cunt. I tried to tell the cunt to click at a reasonable volume, and that he doesn't actually have to click as hard, and that it may, IN FACT, be easier on his mutant index finger if he doesn't, but of course, the faggot continues to click like a spastic.
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sorry guy.
id#89e8ba ♦ 13095 (2957)
 
Good god mother, why do you keep insisting that I apply at the damn bake shop again? Do you have any fond memories of that place? Because I sure as fuck don't. In fact, I'd rather work the shitty job I have now for the rest of my life than go back to that rancid shithole ever again. Hell, dying penniless in the gutter would be preferable to working there.

You know exactly why, too. That awful dog-faced cunt that takes three hour lunch breaks, spends the rest of her six hour work day reading chain letters, playing Solitaire, and scapegoating anyone who doesn't ass-kiss her constantly with anything that may go even slightly wrong. She's a horrible, lazy, rude, annoying, condescending waste of fucking flesh, and I know you hate her just as much as I do. Would YOU go back to that shit? I didn't think so.

Not to mention the other stupid bitch who spends a good 30 weeks out of every year scamming workman's comp, since she's a half blind, Alzheimers-afflicted, mentally retarded invalid who can't lift more than ten pounds. But fuck that, because the stupid batfaced snatch considers her the "most valuable employee there" and lets her get away with faking injuries every other week so she never has to actually do anything. How many times were you screwed out of pay raises just so this useless shitstain could keep getting paid for doing nothing and Jackalbitch could keep up her Lexus payments? I'd wager it was a lot.

So no, I won't be applying there ever again. In fact, if I so much as see that dumb cuntrag's face again as long as I live, I'll spit right in her eye and then go and get my nail-studded baseball bat. Have a nice day.
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man that sucks.
id#e63785 ♦ 12744 (2946)
 
YOU FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT!!! THE BOSS CAME TO ME TO SET THIS INTERVIEW UP, NOT YOU. I FOUND A REALLY GREAT GUEST WITH AN IMPRESSIVE RESUME, AND YOU FOUGHT ME THE WHOLE WAY, INSISTING ON GETTING THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT FROM THE WEEKEND SHOWS. I SAID OKAY. I GOT THE GUEST BOOKED A WEEK IN ADVANCE. I SENT YOU A CONFIRMATION E-MAIL WITH THE DATE AND THE TIME ON IT. YOU AGREED, SAID NOTHING ABOUT IT BEING A PROBLEM. THEN YOU FUCKING COME TO ME AT 8PM THE NIGHT BEFORE TELLING ME YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE THE INTERVIEW TIME?! FUCK YOU!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD REASON, YOU "JUST WANT TO KEEP THINGS FLEXIBLE" WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOUR INCOMPETENCY SHOULDN'T GET IN THE WAY OF MY HARD WORK. YOU GODDAMNED ANAL-RETENTIVE USELESS WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING, CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY PAIR OF SCISSORS AND WATCH YOURSELF BLEED TO DEATH, YOU CUNT FACED MAN-CHILD!!!! FUCK!
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holy shit dude.
id#9e4c8f ♦ 9887 (2642)
 
Jesus, Gamestop. You were already a dank, depressing cunt of a store, but your latest experience is the worst I've ever had. Yeah, worse than the guy who accused me of using your store as a "free Blockbuster" because I apparently returned one game too many over the course of a few months. That's great customer service there. Did that guy get fired for being a rude, unprofessional asshole? Oh wait, no, he didn't. He's managing a new store and calling all the shots for how every store in a 50 mile radius should be run. Great management runs deep in this company.

Anyway, my tale this time around: I bought a stack of three Xbox games (the Dead Rising trilogy) and one particularly rare Wii game (Metroid Prime Trilogy). All pristine and non-Greatest Hits as far as I could tell. So I bring the game up, go thorugh the usual rigamarole of turning down preorders for overrated shit like Mass Effect and your retarded "discount card", and leave the store.

Then I get home and look at what I got. First of all, Off the Record looks fucking terrible for a "new" game. The case is half-destroyed and barely holding together. I had to dig out an old case and swap everything over only to discover that the cracked plastic from the old case punctured a hole in the slip cover. How the fuck do you let that happen to a NEW game sitting in a drawer?

Second of all, I brought up a non-GH copy of Dead Rising 1, then I get home and it's a Greatest Hits copy. Thanks for the bait-and-switch marketing there, you fucking idiots.

Third, and perhaps worst, Metroid Prime Trilogy - which is, again, the most expensive of the four games I bought - was NOT SECURED in its packaging, greatly increasing the risk of it being damaged or destroyed in transit. This shit takes literally ONE SECOND and you couldn't be bothered to do it. Fortunately, it was not damaged, but knowing your lovely customer service, you'd probably just blame the on me and I'd be out seventy bucks.

The one highlight of this disastrous outing was the copy of Dead Rising 2. Perhaps my a miracle of God, it was as a used game and its packaging should be - the original packaging (not one of your cheap shitty generic cases - why do you even have those fucking things? Just turn down shit that isn't in presentable, complete condition like any respectable game store) in relatively good shape and not at risk of being destroyed in transit. Yeah, one game out of four was as advertised. 25%. One quarter. That's an F even by the appallingly low standards of our education system.

So how can you improve my experience for next time? How about this: Replace your staff of minimum-wage retards with trained ferrets. That would be totally awesome. A little stinkier, yes, but hey, it would cost less for you in the long run (you wouldn't have to give them benefits, and buying a bag of food and some sawdust once in a while is a lot cheaper than paying a bunch of idiots seven bucks an hour to stand around playing with themselves), and at least then I wouldn't have to have overrated shlock like Mass Effect shoved down my throat every time I try to purchase Gamecube games, nor would I have to get browbeaten into buying your shitty magazine every time I so much think about looking at used games (gee, a magazine owned and operated by a GAME STORE, I'm sure they're a trustworthy source and wouldn't just say anything to get me to buy dogshit like Dead Space and Kane and Lynch 2). Plus hell, who wouldn't love to buy a copy of Mario Kart 7 from a ferret? People would line up around the block for that shit, myself included.
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holy shit dude.
id#fc5486 ♦ 11161 (2752)
 
FUCK YOU, SOPA. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE CUNTS AND ASSWHORES WHO THOUGHT YOU UP. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM.

"It's a way to combat internet piracy" my ASS! This SOPA thing is just ASKING to be abused and will fuck people in the ass so hard the cum will shoot out their mouths and ears! If this bill fucking passes, HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT, WE ARE FUCKED. All it'll take is some prick sitting on a fuckton of power to go "I think this is a piracy site and it should be shut down!" and KERSPOOGE! Bye bye, website! It was nice visiting you, even though you didn't have one FUCKING OUNCE of piracy-releated shit! It's like that ICE fuck-up that got people in loads of trouble because some fuckbox cried "THEY HAVE KIDDIE PORN! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!"

What the fuck is this? 1984? A third-world country? FUCKALADEE, NO. This is North America, where people are supposed to be free! Enough of the fucking censorship bullshit disguised as "security," "anti-piracy," and whatever the fuck else some random Sir Suxdacawk thinks up. You want to stop piracy? Then make the legal route for stuff less demanding and more appealing! I WANT to support artists, musicians, game developers, and all that other cool shit out there. But it's a real fucking problem with region locks (is daily currency conversion that fucking hard?), special software, shady sellers, and other fucking shitponds to wade through.

And you know what? All this SOPA bullshit will be a waste of money and resources because people will find a way to break through it! This is government fuckup-ery at its absolute finest.
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holy shit dude.
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