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id#2b6615 ♦ 17186 (3853)
 
Fucking shrill-voiced cranky ratbitch, you done fucked up for the last time. You remember all those times you threw shit across the kitchen at me because I didn't clean it enough for your delicate, princess-level standards (as if you deserve nice things anyway, you dad-fucking, trailer park dwelling waste of sperm)? Yeah, one hit me square in the back in plain view of everyone. So guess what? You're reported for assault and continual harassment. Enjoy picking shit out of the dumpster for three meals a day instead of just two once you can't milk the free company meals anymore, scumcunt.
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holy shit dude.
id#6826f6 ♦ 12237 (2828)
 
The guy across from me clicks his mouse too fucking loud. Clicks it like a fucking spastic bitch. Doesn't help that he looks like a fuckin' mongoloid asshole faggot cunt. I tried to tell the cunt to click at a reasonable volume, and that he doesn't actually have to click as hard, and that it may, IN FACT, be easier on his mutant index finger if he doesn't, but of course, the faggot continues to click like a spastic.
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sorry guy.
id#19cd64 ♦ 12228 (2840)
 
Fucker in the cubical next to me: When you go to lunch at 11AM, you don't get to return at 1PM and expect us to do your work for you.
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sorry guy.
id#332358 ♦ 12788 (2926)
 
Fucker who sits in the cubical next to me who doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. Close your fucking mouth when you eat. Nobody wants to hear you chew on your cud.
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sorry guy.
id#5c242c ♦ 12608 (2757)
 
My boss is such a insensitive jerk and my juniors are totally disrespectful. This and that and this and that. SHUT UP!!!

I'm so unhappy here, I just want to quit. I want to leave the place and just go home and curl up in a bundle. I am the best SIC (second in charge) this place has ever seen! I don't have time for politics, I want to get my job done but with all this politics I don't know even if I'm coming or going?!!

It's almost Xmas, when am I getting a break!?
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man that sucks.
id#f27d7c ♦ 15976 (3254)
 
Hey, you! The one doing fuck all other than bitching! Do you know why we get pissed off at you so easily? It's your fucking attitude!

We're having company soon, so what did you do to help clean the house up? You barked orders at everyone, whined about the "mess," dried 3 dishes, cleaned up a few crumbs, then had a nap. I did a majority of the cleaning yesterday, since I'm not working (for reasons that should be fucking obvious to you). Hell, I even managed to help with dinner, get my laundry done, and exercise! What did you do yesterday? Got home early, ate, watched TV, and napped until dinner time. Then you ate again, got drunk, and went to bed! Short story: you did basically FUCK ALL to help out! Good fucking job!

You're a slob, yet you bitch at anyone who forgets to put something away! You rarely help with housework, due to some really fucking old excuses, like "It's my house," "I worked today," and "My [ailment of choice] is acting up." Fuck you! If it were my house, I'd still help keep it clean. Even when I was working, I could still help with the chores. And all those problems you suffer from could be easily fixed: LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR AND LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! You barely eat anything during the day; at night, you binge on food and booze, then go to bed. And you WONDER why you're having a hard time losing weight!

You say WE'RE the fucking lazy ones, or that we get angry over nothing? Get your ass to detox; you need to be cleansed of the shit you're full of!
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holy shit dude.
id#0ecefc ♦ 11042 (2705)
 
HEY ASSHOLE! STOP TROLLING FOR ASS ON THE COMPUTER AT WORK!!

We broke into your account and locked you out. You didn't get the message.
We changed the account's e-mail address to your work address. You didn't get the message.
We installed filtering software and blocked all your favorite dirty sites. You didn't get the message.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE??
DO WE REALLY NEED TO TELL THE BOSS YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS??
You know it's wrong because you deleted the browsing history for fuck's sake!
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man that sucks.
id#03ac6c ♦ 7789 (2269)
 
Don't think I don't hear all that shit-talking behind peoples backs and all that violent, profane shit you whisper at me every time I walk past you either, fuckwit. You're not clever, and half the shit I've heard could get you fired six times over if you had the balls to say it to my face. But you won't, will you? Nope, because that would deprive you of that weekly wad of drug money had to ass-kiss your way up the chain to "earn". So you're an idiot, a control freak, a cokehead, trailer trash, AND a coward. 5-0, me. Asshole.
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holy shit dude.
id#c039e3 ♦ 6668 (1846)
 
Kitchen Nazi:

Hey, bitch. How about instead of spending 20 minutes on the clock to make and then post your annoying, nagging, bitchy signs about keeping the break room clean, you fucking suck it up and clean the break room yourself. Nobody else has a problem with the cleanliness of the room, so it must be you. Suck it up or get the fuck over yourself.
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man that sucks.
id#1d2760 ♦ 6712 (1850)
 
I swear this fucking dickcheese I work with is living proof that evolution can work in reverse - he just gets stupider every goddamn day. We're out of rubber spatulas, but does he bother to just ask for me to wash a few? Of course not, he'd much rather run over to the dish machine, slam shit around for five minutes (yeah, you're proving that you're a big man when you throw tantrums like a five year old, you goddamn idiot), wash them all himself, and then spend the next twenty minutes bitching out loud to everyone who will listen about how I'm a stupid useless imbecile because I can't predict exactly what he wants when he won't even fucking say a single word to me. Jesus christ, what a moron.

A) Get the fuck off welfare and out of that shithole trailer park if you want some respect. It's really hard to care about someone's problems when they're spending MY money on nightly drug benders. Don't even try to deny that shit - every time you're out of the boss' earshot you're constantly bragging about how high you got the previous night/week/before coming in this morning.
B) You continue to assert how I'm a useless retard when you have more DUIs and drug arrests than years of age on your legal record, and as a result have to beg other people for rides home on a nightly basis. Fucking pathetic.
C) Actually, I take it back. Go empty out your savings, buy eight tons of speedballs, hitch a ride up to the mountains, and wash them down with a bottle of straight vodka. One less coked out idiot in the world will make all our days a little brighter.

Fuck it, I'm going over my dipshit boss' head and talking to the head of the company directly. Lord knows he'll never do anything that would endanger the job of one of his fucking drinking buddies.
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man that sucks.
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