Oh what, you treat me like trash for literally months, whispering profane shit at me every time you walk past and bitching about every single thing I do or don't do out loud enough that EVERYONE INCLUDING ME CAN FUCKING HEAR IT, and now you act like we're friends and invite me out to go drinking with you? Is it some desperate attempt to earn my forgiveness or something? Because I know from experience that you're going to go right back to this unprofessional, childish horseshit within a week regardless. You want to do something nice this holiday season, go empty out your speedball stash and play in traffic. Asshole.

"If you don't follow the Bible to the letter, then you're a disgrace to your religion. If you do, you're selling your daughter into slavery and stoning people to death so you're fucking evil. SEE I AUTOMATICALLY WIN EVERY ARGUMENT BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A MURDERING, RAPING SLAVER OR A HYPOCRITE!"

Yeah, real sly, fucktard. Like that's not the only time I've ever heard that basic argument of "Either you agree with me 100% or you're an evil, ignorant sheep." How many lonely nights in your parents basement did it take you to think that one up?

Well at least I know you'll never really amount to much, and one look at the sheer amount of stupid bullshit arguments on your Facebook page and cowardly anonymous rants posted all over "godhatesyou.com" confirms that quite nicely. Enjoy making $8.70 an hour at Gamestop (every dime of which goes straight back into cheap booze and buying every single shitty FPS game that comes down the pipe) and sponging off your parents' AOL connection until the day you finally drink yourself to death, asshole.