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id#43ac40 ♦ 18755 (4330)
 
My bitch roommate ignores everything I say, just says, "Mmmhmm, yea, sure, wait what?" While looking at her FUCKING COMPUTER. Seriously, fucking puppies in coffee cups on buzzfeed or whatever you spend your stupid ass time doing is more important than anything I have to say ever. I would rather you just ignore me entirely or say you can't talk right now than your constant "right, mmhmm, yea"'s. It makes me feel like shit. UGH
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sorry guy.
id#43f3d3 ♦ 18792 (4393)
 
So a couple days ago this guy randomly breaks up with me just because he said he doesnt like the fact its a long distance relationship. I was putting in my 100 where was his? I freaking loved the guy. I mean Id do anything for him. We only stay 9 hours from each other not like he cant come see me or I cant go see him. I mean come on the mother fucker can drive!!! So after breaking up with me every time I post a status on FB he likes it. Like bitch get the fuck on. How you gone play with my emotions then act like nothing ever happened? So now after four days he has a girlfriend. Shit pisses me off cause not only is it someone Iv heard of its the same fucking girl that was trying to him to leave me for her when we first got together. Right now Im in one of those moods where I could just shank him. I mean come if you didnt want me in the first place why the fuck would you get with me? After telling me all this shit like you were gone make it work and you loved me I couldnt give two flying fucks about you now. Wait I take that back. I still have feelings for you. It hurts so fucking bad I cry at night. But you dont give two shits. Fuck you you fucked up two faced bastard. I hope you have a happy life with the little bitch... Yet as Im saying this I still wanna say I love you. Looks like I was just wasting my damn time. Dumb ass mother fucker. Shit faced jerk ass. Piss for brains dick face. I fucking hate you. 50% of the time. Oh looke there you go ringing up my phone. Bitch ass Mr.Foster.........
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sorry guy.
id#8c166d ♦ 19868 (4154)
 
FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING DOGFUCKERS.
Why the fuck dont any of you explain yourselves clearly and precisely?
Why do you all get to bitch and complain about your petty nigger problems, but when i try to explain Why i am limited by my PTSD, Autism, insomnia and joint/back pain, things i have always been suffering from, i am just making excuses, i am just being a bitch, do i say heartless things to you when you whine about your selfish shitty little lives where you constantly pull money from your wallets and say your broke, bug when i open my empty wallet and ask for some money for food. You spit in my face and say to get a job or go beg on the street? Why the fuck is everyone exactly the same, why the fuck is it whenever people say they can "line it all up" to gef me a job i travel across the country obly to find i need a new resume, that i gave to do every bit of work that you said you would help with. Why is it that everyplace i end up staying imposes stupid micromanaging rules on me but when i ask nicely unlike any of you kikes you shake your fucking head and ignore my request like im telling you to jerk me off? At every given moment ive onlh tried to limit my stress. And keep everyone else happy, but its never enough for you. I SLINK AROUND EVERY PLACE SO MUCH MY NECK IS HURTING 24/7 I CANT EVEN STAND UP STRAIGHT BECAUSE IM ALWAYS WEIGHED DOWN BY YOUR JUDGEMENTAL EYES THAT YOU THINK I CANT SEE. I AM HYPERSENSITIVE AND YOU TRYING TO HIDE YOUR DISPOSITION IS A SLAP IN MY FACE. NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAN SEE THAT IVE BUILT MY ENTIRE LIFE AROUND GIVING AND NEVER TAKING, I ONLY TAKE ENOUGH TO SURVIVE WHILE YOU FUCKINGCWHORES TAKE EVERY DOLLAR I HAVE IN "PAYMENT" FOR ME DOING 75% OF THE CHORES, FOR ME TRYIMG TO HELP AND GET -YOUR- STUPID SHIT DONE WITHOUT HAVING A MOMENF OR TWO TO MYSELF, NOT EVEN WATCHING THE TV OR MOVIES LOUD ENOUGH FOR ME TO HEAR BECAUSE IF YOU HEAR IT EVEN A TINY BIT IM A PIECE OF SHIT THATS DEAF AS FUCK, WHY DO YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE THEN TELL ME YOUR WIFE DOESNT WANT ME HERE. WHY DO ALL OF YOU DRINK AND SMOKE WHILE I COUGH AND HAVE ASTHMA ATTACKSTHEN TELL ME I NEED TO BE OFF MY WEED FOR 15 WEEKS SO I CAN GET A.JOB YOU NEVER HAD SET UP FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. Why do none of you care in the slightest buf do the absolute minimum, and wonder why im so depressed and crusterated. knowing i have anxiety OCD and stress disorders, and social ineptitude? You all will die someday. I will outlive you if the pressure on my head hasnt damaged my brain permanently. Then i will dance on your graves and burn the houses of your offspring to the ground while you watch life through my eyes so god or satan can force you to see how honest i have always been. - abit of stress relief from a good natured wuffwuff
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holy shit dude.
id#2b6615 ♦ 17199 (3860)
 
Fucking shrill-voiced cranky ratbitch, you done fucked up for the last time. You remember all those times you threw shit across the kitchen at me because I didn't clean it enough for your delicate, princess-level standards (as if you deserve nice things anyway, you dad-fucking, trailer park dwelling waste of sperm)? Yeah, one hit me square in the back in plain view of everyone. So guess what? You're reported for assault and continual harassment. Enjoy picking shit out of the dumpster for three meals a day instead of just two once you can't milk the free company meals anymore, scumcunt.
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holy shit dude.
id#6826f6 ♦ 12252 (2834)
 
The guy across from me clicks his mouse too fucking loud. Clicks it like a fucking spastic bitch. Doesn't help that he looks like a fuckin' mongoloid asshole faggot cunt. I tried to tell the cunt to click at a reasonable volume, and that he doesn't actually have to click as hard, and that it may, IN FACT, be easier on his mutant index finger if he doesn't, but of course, the faggot continues to click like a spastic.
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sorry guy.
id#6f39e9 ♦ 9143 (2312)
 
You are such an ungrateful, abusive, childish BITCH. I know things haven't been great for you all the time, but seriously? Cut the fucking crap already. There's NO fucking reason for you to take things out on your mom, me, and my husband. You've made things really awkward and depressing for us with your shitty, entitled attitude.

Your mom has been MORE than wonderful to you! She buys you groceries, cooks and bakes food for you, lends you money, spends time shopping and watching movies with you, and even pays for your phone bills and car insurance! She's also helped you move several times, stored your stuff, and paid for your university shit, too! She even adopted a dog that you SOOO wanted, and you barely come by the house. She tries VERY hard to have a good relationship with you, yet you scream at her about what a shitty, ignorant parent she is every time you visit! What in the fuck is wrong with you?!

That screaming, house-smashing, item-throwing, 2-hour pissy fit you had the other day was way the fuck out of line! You KNEW your mom was going to renovate her house to add an apartment to it for your brother and I when we got married. Hell, she first tried to sell the house so she could buy one that already had the apartment built in! Why the fuck is it a problem NOW? It's not all-inclusive; we'll need to buy paint, flooring, lights, furniture, appliances, EVERYTHING. That's on top of rent, groceries, and other stuff we'll need! If you're so desperate for your mom's attention, why'd you move out in the first place? Oh, right...life was boring as shit here, and mom didn't understand you. Big fucking surprise.

By the way, wasn't a relative setting you up with a decent apartment in a decent location? You've been living in shitty places and working shitty jobs, so that's a pretty nice offer! Your mom's even going to help you move (AGAIN!). But, that's not good enough, is it? If it was, you'd be happy, instead of being a bitch to all of us. Well, not ALL of us. You're cheery and nice to your younger siblings, and never bitch them out. Great fucking job!

You're almost 30 years old, and you're pulling shit that's reserved for entitled, selfish teenagers. Grow the fuck up!
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man that sucks.
id#89e8ba ♦ 13108 (2962)
 
Good god mother, why do you keep insisting that I apply at the damn bake shop again? Do you have any fond memories of that place? Because I sure as fuck don't. In fact, I'd rather work the shitty job I have now for the rest of my life than go back to that rancid shithole ever again. Hell, dying penniless in the gutter would be preferable to working there.

You know exactly why, too. That awful dog-faced cunt that takes three hour lunch breaks, spends the rest of her six hour work day reading chain letters, playing Solitaire, and scapegoating anyone who doesn't ass-kiss her constantly with anything that may go even slightly wrong. She's a horrible, lazy, rude, annoying, condescending waste of fucking flesh, and I know you hate her just as much as I do. Would YOU go back to that shit? I didn't think so.

Not to mention the other stupid bitch who spends a good 30 weeks out of every year scamming workman's comp, since she's a half blind, Alzheimers-afflicted, mentally retarded invalid who can't lift more than ten pounds. But fuck that, because the stupid batfaced snatch considers her the "most valuable employee there" and lets her get away with faking injuries every other week so she never has to actually do anything. How many times were you screwed out of pay raises just so this useless shitstain could keep getting paid for doing nothing and Jackalbitch could keep up her Lexus payments? I'd wager it was a lot.

So no, I won't be applying there ever again. In fact, if I so much as see that dumb cuntrag's face again as long as I live, I'll spit right in her eye and then go and get my nail-studded baseball bat. Have a nice day.
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man that sucks.
id#2457d7 ♦ 7638 (2083)
 
FUCK job interviews. Fuck them HARRRRD. Why? They're broken wastes of time that cater to bullshit artists!

That rude bitch who doesn't pay attention and blames you for fucking up the order? She passed her job interview. That obnoxious ass-kisser who treats his co-workers like shit and does fuck all to help out during busy times? Somehow passed the interview! The clueless one who tries to look busy because she has no idea what's going on? Passed the fucking interview. The arrogant prick manager who treats employees AND customers like trash, but fucks one employee on the side and promotes her repeatedly? Passed. The. Interview.

This load of horsedick works in reverse, too! That girl who learns things really damned fast and is willing to work ANY shift there is? Didn't pass the interview because her answer to a question unrelated to the position was wrong. That guy who can get a raging pissed person to calm down in a heartbeat without freaking out? Failed the interview because he couldn't answer a retarded trap/think quick question such as: "What wage are you looking for?" "If you were a car, what brand would you be?" "If you were shrunk down to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?" That guy who fits the job perfectly and would be capable of transferring to another area if needed? Didn't pass the interview because he sent a thank you note to the interviewer to thank her for her time and consideration.

I thought job interviews were supposed to prevent this cockfuckery from happening, but I guess not! Desperate employers will hire ANYONE that applies, even assholes and brain donors. Employers looking to fill a few positions will turn away great people that didn't jump and frolic through spiked, flaming, spinning hoops. Someone please fucking ban job interviews.
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man that sucks.
id#328481 ♦ 3355 (1247)
 
Honey, I love you. But this marriage planning stuff is starting to get REALLY fucking screwy. And it's starting to piss me off and stress me the hell out. Since we live in different countries, I knew there would be a bit of work involved. That was fine. But now I'm going "What the FUCK?" at all the surprises you keep dropping on me.

First of all, we planned on having the official, legal ceremony where I live, then having a renewal of vows thing where you live. This was so all of our relatives could attend without having to do insane amounts of travelling. We'd get the necessary paperwork and other crap done in the process. Now, suddenly, we're having the legal ceremony where YOU live, and having a renewal of vows bit where I am? And we discussed this? FUCK NO, we did NOT. If we did, I'm a dumbshit and I'm really fucking sorry I forgot. But how the hell would I forget something THAT fucking important? Could it be that our "discussion" is that time you called me when I was still half asleep, then said we should consider getting married where you live, because it'd make immigration easier? That is a PISS POOR time to talk about important things with me, because I WILL forget things if I'm dozing off. If that's the discussion you're thinking of, I'm no longer sorry because that is BULLSHIT.

And NOW you realize that the changes "we" made are going to cost us more money due to the extra fucking airplane rides we'll need to take. Well, how about we change things before they get even more fucked up? Oh, whoops. You already paid for forms and shit, so looks like that's a no-go! And now you tell me we can't have the ceremony there until OCTOBER? Why the FUCK did we book a bunch of stuff here for JULY, then? Now I get to talk to my parents about this latest fuckery when they get home, and that'll be WONDERFUL, considering they're pissed about stuff that happened today. I love listening to them bitch me out about something that's supposed to be fun!

How can this get worse? Oh, right! I sent save the dates to my relatives living out of town and some of my friends. These people have started booking hotel rooms and getting time off of work. And you tell me you haven't sent ANYTHING out to ANYONE yet. You know, I'm almost ready to say "Fuck it" and cancel the wedding until further notice. But that would flush all those deposits down the fucking drain, and I fucking HATE wasting that much money.

FUCKING SHIT. This is bloody fucking ridiculous.
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holy shit dude.
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