I walked into my house earlier and the dog was up on the counter taking a shit! He saw me, jumped down, and ran. I ran after his ass, and almost tripped over him, but I caught him by his tail and beat his ass. Then I had to clean up his shit! It was my sister's fault, that dog-fucking whore. She left the front door open. Fuck that. If I had a goddamned gun right now, I would shoot her AND shoot that dog in its shit smeared asshole.

Oh what, you treat me like trash for literally months, whispering profane shit at me every time you walk past and bitching about every single thing I do or don't do out loud enough that EVERYONE INCLUDING ME CAN FUCKING HEAR IT, and now you act like we're friends and invite me out to go drinking with you? Is it some desperate attempt to earn my forgiveness or something? Because I know from experience that you're going to go right back to this unprofessional, childish horseshit within a week regardless. You want to do something nice this holiday season, go empty out your speedball stash and play in traffic. Asshole.

HEY YOU, yes, you reading this. FUCK YOU. I don't even know you and I guarantee you've done something today that would have pissed me off.

Asshole.

Don't think I don't hear all that shit-talking behind peoples backs and all that violent, profane shit you whisper at me every time I walk past you either, fuckwit. You're not clever, and half the shit I've heard could get you fired six times over if you had the balls to say it to my face. But you won't, will you? Nope, because that would deprive you of that weekly wad of drug money had to ass-kiss your way up the chain to "earn". So you're an idiot, a control freak, a cokehead, trailer trash, AND a coward. 5-0, me. Asshole.

Fuck you Mods, quit being lazy and tag this shit!