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id#baa964 ♦ 16594 (3873)
 
You know why you don't get any relaxation or alone time? It's because your time management skills fucking SUCK. Yes, I understand you've got to work long hours on some days, but that's no fucking excuse. You get weekends and public holidays off 100% of the time. There are days you get home early, and you have access to vacation days. So, what do you do with extra time that comes your way? You find more fucking work to do! And some of it is massive projects you leap at without a thought. Then, you get pissy and miserable when you don't get any time to relax because you have to work. Guess fucking what? Not our fault!

You've got family living with you, for fuck's sake! If you need help, how about you ask them for some? And no, I don't mean pulling this passive-aggressive martyr hinting shit. We've been sick of that for a long time now. No one here can read your mind, so stop fucking expecting us to! When you put on a happy face and act as if things are fine, how are we supposed to know what you want? If you need help, you can damned well ask for it. Don't play mind games. Don't be passive-aggressive. SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!

And stop bitching us out over lateness, procrastination, or whatever the fuck else you're displeased with. You're guilty as all hell of doing that shit yourself! For someone who bitches at us about being late and putting things off, you sure as fuck don't lead by example. You're almost always late for work. You put things off until the very last minute, then freak out when it you can't rush them to completion. And if it wasn't for me being a jobless mooch (you want to say it; I know), you wouldn't even get some of that shit done.

What are those words, again? Oh, yeah. Grow the fuck up.
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sorry guy.
id#b5518b ♦ 18515 (4349)
 
Your computer's doing crazy shit?! Oh fucking no! Better call up your friends to take you to a store to get a temporary NEW one. Aw, fuck it. Whenever you need ANYTHING done, just call them up to drive you around or do other things your gaming buddies can't do. And don't worry about any sort of compensation, either! It's not like gas, sleep, or time are that important to them! And we all know money is real fucking tight for you. The necessities of a new computer, games, game systems, fancy phone, junk food and partying with pretend friends are super important.

Are you fucking serious? How do you even afford all that shit if money's a problem for you? Actually, WHY is money a problem? You were talking so much about a NICE chunk o' cash heading your way! If that did happen, what the fuck is the problem, then? Get your car fixed, or find a cheap used one! Get your computer looked at before you drop money on a new one for short term use! Cut back on the junk food and games! How do you think everyone else saves money when shit gets difficult?

We don't mind helping you. Really. What's pissing us off is that you keep dicking around and making excuses for it!
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man that sucks.
id#7f5216 ♦ 16807 (3915)
 
Just another pile of motherfucking shit...

"Bullying is unacceptable. We must stop it! But, don't stand up to a bully, because that makes you a horrible person who needs to be shit on! You should talk things out nicely with bullies, or ignore them! And really, if you can't take hurtful insults, you're just a wimpy little pussy who needs to man up." What the fuck is this bullshit?! People aren't allowed to fight back, protect themselves or have feelings anymore? I guess not, because that stuff is BAD. It's far better to let people act like assholes and give them a slap on the wrist for it!

"Life isn't fair. But, that's okay! Just file bullshit complaints or lawsuits, and be an asshole until you get what you want! We'll cater to the incompetent, ignorant, and idiotic!" This shit happens way too often. Employee couldn't read your mind when you specifically wanted him to? Get him fired because "he was mean to you." Spill a hot drink on yourself because you decided to hold it in your lap while you drove? Sue the company who gave you the drink because "it was too hot." Your kids saw BAD SHIT in a videogame because you were too "busy" to check the rating? Whine and bitch endlessly about how "bad and unhealthy" videogames are!

"If you're making record profits, that's not enough! Make sure you screw your employees and customers to make more money." Some companies actually believe minimum wage is sufficient, and anyone who needs more doesn't know how to budget properly. Some companies also believe they can churn out nothing but crap without pissing people off. I think these companies can go fuck themselves! What next? Employees don't need vacation time and customers don't matter at all? Fuck that!

The fuck is this world coming to?
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man that sucks.
id#43e704 ♦ 12336 (2714)
 
I am stuck on a ball with a bunch of dickwad fucking mistakes !
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holy shit dude.
id#913085 ♦ 9258 (2551)
 
I do love how Bioware derides the Wii by claiming it's "just a toy", as if all game consoles aren't. Or are they seriously claiming that their games are some kind of transcendent work of art? Because I was promised an "epic adventure", ended up paying sixty bucks for a glorified alien peep show wrapped in a bland, shitty shooter, and now I want my fucking money back. Assholes.
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man that sucks.
id#15ff15 ♦ 7424 (1873)
 
Why is it that people continually recommend me games that they refuse to play themselves? They go on and on and on about how WONDERFUL and INNOVATIVE and EXCELLENT Uncharted is, but then I look on their PSN profile and see it's not even listed. Uncharted 2 is, but it has 0% of the trophies unlocked. And don't tell me it's just because you "don't care about trophies" - you haven't even gotten one for mundane shit like killing enemies or finishing a single level. You flat out just haven't played the game. Hell, I'VE played more of the game than you have, so don't lecture me about how I "haven't given it a fair chance" when I say it sucks.

And no, I'm not going to buy fucking Heavy Rain. I suffered through enough of that FMV game shit on the PC and Sega CD back in the early 90s. I did my time. I wasted my parents' money. I went running back to GOOD games on the SNES, like Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario RPG. Why did Sony even think this genre was worthwhile enough to revive? Why did anyone even think to buy it? I can count all the good FMV games ever made on one FINGER.

I'm done. I'm out. Let us never speak of that dark era of gaming again.
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man that sucks.
id#78540e ♦ 5178 (1588)
 
Fuck you Probation Department, you Fucking Cunts! Who the fuck do you think you are to say that I can't have any contact with my brother? I didn't do anything to him, so stop meddling with my fucking family, you goddamn power-mongering motherfuckers! Please, tell me why the fuck I need a chaperone to go to the store? What the fuck do you think is gonna happen at fucking Wal-mart in the middle of the day!? I should have just taken the jail-time. It would have sucked, but all this asking permission to piss bullshit would have ended when I got out. Fuck you, I hope you fucking choke to death on a combination of your own vomit and my fucking cock! Asshole.
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holy shit dude.
id#024b54 ♦ 6503 (1796)
 
What the hell? What the HELL is wrong with you? If you get an invitation to a party, wedding, or special event, it's for you and whoever the fuck else is mentioned on the invitation. Are you hosting the event? No. Are you paying for any of it? No. Were you told to invite extra people? No. So don't fucking invite a bunch of other people to the event when they WEREN'T EVEN SENT AN INVITATION IN THE FIRST PLACE! Go back to Etiquette 101 and try to come out of it without failing miserably, bitch! Oh, yeah, telling the host of the event to invite YOUR friends and relatives is a big fuck-up on your part, too. Did you pull your manners out of a fucking landfill or what?

By the way, if you WEREN'T sent an invitation, don't fucking invite yourself to the event! What the fuck are you thinking? I don't give a shit if you're the Queen of England, a family member, a friend, or who the fuck knows what. If you don't get an invitation, YOU AREN'T FUCKING INVITED! There are these things called guest lists, limits, budgets, and other shit you probably don't understand or give two shits about. Invitation etiquette is so fucking simple, yet people like you still fail to understand the most basic concept. And if you have the gall to actually show up when you never got an invitation, you are asking to be. Again, where the fuck did you get your manners?

And then there's that very special group of people who ASK for invites. FUCK YOU! You don't phone, e-mail, or message someone asking for invites to their event. And if you get butthurt when an invite isn't sent your way, FUCK YOU again! If you assume you're getting an invite, you're an ignorant tool.

FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK RUDE PEOPLE. FUCK STUPIDITY. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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sorry guy.
id#3723da ♦ 7465 (1942)
 
So, do you think you're some extra special godchild because you claim someone else's work as your own? Do you think you look amazing when you post "omg this took me forever to make. plz comment!" on every one of those things you swiped? You're not special or amazing. You're a fucking retarded, attention-whoring, monkey-shit thief and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. And if you have the gall to flame or block people who call you out on your bullshit, you should go eat a tack and hotsauce sandwich. Because of scum-fucks like you, sites like DeviantArt and YouTube are flooded with ripoffs and copies of other people's work, and I have to go through hell to find out who REALLY made some of the things I like. Thankfully, there are smart people out there who report your dumb ass to the appropriate people. Then I can laugh at your shit-brained rants about how "your" work was removed or your account was banned for "NO REASON!!!! FUCK THIS PLACE!! WAAAH!"

"Well, I don't do that!" You say. "I just submit stuff because I like it and want to share it! I even credited the original creator!" Go fuck yourself you parasitic dickworm. Most people who use that line are just looking to pull in page views and praise because they found something cool on Google. Why don't you try making something of your own, instead of leeching off of other people? Some of them are trying to make a living off of what they do, but then little shits like you show up. "But it's free advertising!" No, it is fucking NOT. People are looking at the item under YOUR name. How the fuck is that "free advertising" when most people won't even bother to look past your name and find the actual creator of the work? Post a fucking link to the original in your blog or something if you really want to share it.

"Yeah, that's sad, but if you don't want people to take your work, you shouldn't post it on the internet." Go suck a crab-infested dick. How else are people going to promote their work? Keep it in their room, on their computer, or locked in a box? Fuck no! They're going to put it somewhere people can see it! They can make DVDs, books, songs, whatever. It doesn't fucking matter how the work is promoted, because dickheads with shit for brains will still try to claim it for themselves. Keeping your work off the internet won't solve that. Doing so could end up fucking you in the ass, because far fewer people will see your work.

Fucking aye, I'm tired. Enough of this shit.
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holy shit dude.
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