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And now, some tips for female gamers out there, because I'm sick of the retarded ones who keep making us look bad.


1. THOU SHALT NOT INSIST BEING A FEMALE GAMER IS IMPORTANT

What does it mean to be a female gamer? Uh...jack fucking shit, that's what! Please, pull your dumb ass out of the 90's and enter 2012. Female gamers are not rare anymore, so please stop acting like we're an endangered species. When you have to repeatedly tell people you are indeed a woman, you are asking to be mocked and it's your own fucking fault. I know there are some people out there who are absolutely stunned and overly interested when they hear a female voice over the mic; however, these people are usually teenage boys or men looking to get laid. The rest of the gamer population does not give a single, flying FUCK that you're female. They just want to play their games.


2. THOU SHALT NOT ACT LIKE A WHORE WHILE MAKING VIDEOS

You want to be taken seriously? Well, put your tits away you dirty little ho, and talk about videogames! Every video I've seen that's trying to make female gamers look special goes like this: said "GIRL GAMER!!!" is babbling asinine bullshit while wearing a revealing top, and the camera is centered in such a way that her cleavage is quite visible. If you're going to make videos, you get out of the stripper outfit, put on some damned clothing, and find something to talk about other than how you're a fucking "GIRL GAMER!!!" Review a game, show some gameplay tips for your favorite character, do something other than another fucking "What it means to be a female gamer LOOK AT ME!!!" video.


3. THOU SHALT NOT JOIN FEMALE-ONLY CLANS/GROUPS/TEAMS

...unless you want to be trolled. You look like a dumb bitch who's desperate for attention when you join these groups. And you may get attention from people, but not the kind you're hoping for. If you're expecting people to go "Oh my! A girl gamer! This is such a super rare treat! How amazing!" you're going to be extremely disappointed. One of 3 things will happen: no one will give a shit; guys full of hormones will repeatedly ask you dumb questions or hit on you; people will insult and troll you for being a stupid bitch. And you may have joined a "ladies only" group, but there are some guys out there who are VERY good at pretending to be women. Have fun with that!


4. THOU SHALT GROW THE HELL UP

If you're expecting special treatment because you have titties, then get the fuck out and never come back. You are an embarassment, and should be utterly ashamed of yourself. And if you dare cry "SEXIST!" to a male gamer while you constantly make shitty remarks about men and whore yourself out, FUCK YOU. I hope your T&A sag before you're 35, and I hope that maybe one day you'll be less of a retarded skank bitch. If you want equal treatment, then start acting like you do.

That is all.
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