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id#9d6725 ♦ 14783 (3179)
FUCK YOU SCHOOLS!!!! Thanks to all the tubby kids in America you decided birthday treats are no longer allowed for birthdays!!! No cupcakes! No candy!! What the hell is this world coming too? What's that??!? I can bring in fruit kabobs you say? How about you eat my ass with a spoon? What kid wants to celebrate their birthday with fucking FRUIT KABOBS? Thanks for making our children's special day VEGAN. JESUS. Just because we are not overweight doesn't mean we should all be punished!!! And BTW, what the fuck is up with forcing the kids to sell candy and cakes for the fundraiser? They can sell it but they can't eat it??!! If you don't want America's children to be fat then quit putting fucking pizza, ice cream and waffles on the school menu. DUH. And not being able to pass out bday invites at school because it will hurt someones feelings?? Are you fucking kidding me? Boo-fucking-hoo! I didn't always get an invite either but I GOT OVER IT.

Also, let me just shout out a BIG congrats to all the fools at school who are trying to force our children to be invalids. YOU get a trophy!! YOU get a trophy!! And so do YOU (I have no idea what you did to deserve it, but fuck it! Here ya go!!!) Lets make everything fair!! SERIOUSLY?? What is this shit all about?? What happened to being rewarded for some REAL fucking hard work!!? What's the point of even trying if your going to be rewarded for not doing anything? What is this? OBAMAsocialistBULLSHIT. That's what. We can all look forward to aging with a country being run amok by adults who, as children, always had someone wiping their ass and making sure feelings aren't being hurt and handing them a trophy for doing SQUAT. YOUR DOING THE CHILDREN OF THIS COUNTRY A HUGE DISSERVICE by not teaching them the value of hard work, and how to stand up for themselves, and how to enjoy a piece of fucking birthday cake on their special day. FACK!!!

Carry on...
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sorry guy.
id#651152 ♦ 9018 (2426)
I've started watching a show that's made in the USA, but I missed the first few episodes. That's okay, the company who broadcasts it has all the episodes up for free on their website! I'll just load one up and--

"We're sorry. You cannot view this content because you are currently outside the United States."

Are you fucking kidding me? Region-locks on FREE content? What the hell is the point? For fuck's sake, I'm in Canada, the country right above yours! The only differences between us are that we Canadians drink a fuckton of maple syrup and have government-funded healthcare, while you guys can buy booze in a grocery store and have access to a bunch of kickass stuff! Hell, the show is broadcast here by the Canadian branch of your company! I'd go watch the episodes I missed on THEIR site, but they only have 2 fucking episodes posted. And I've seen both!

Can't buy music I want off of music sites. Can't watch a few missed episodes of a TV show. Can't buy certain things online at all, or without paying insane shipping fees. Region-locks all over the fucking place! This is why pirating exists, assholes.
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holy shit dude.
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