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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
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id#1e9ca7 ♦ 5321 (1687)
 
Hey fuckhead supervisor, every day you constantly bitch that I'm late. Yeah, I'm fucking late. I have no motivation to show up on time when all it means is you're going to treat me like trash for five extra minutes. What are you going to do about it? Oh wait, you're not going to do a damn thing, considering you come in to work shitfaced and so high on meth and pot that five minutes from now you won't remember my minor infraction that nobody else gives two shits about anyway. I always end up staying a good ten minutes after to clean up your mess anyways because you can't put anything away or clean up after yourself, so guess what? It balances out. And I still make up for whatever time I lost.

In conclusion, shut the fuck up, you god damn idiot.
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holy shit dude.
id#1ab09c ♦ 3901 (1253)
 
How about, instead of just bitching constantly about how much your life sucks, you put some of your extra income into moving out of that fucking trailer park instead of just spending every dime you earn on meth, cheap beer and pot, you stupid fuckheap? Christ, you have TWO KIDS.
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holy shit dude.
id#da2b94 ♦ 4042 (1363)
 
You know, I'm really getting sick of that smug son of a bitch supervisor at my work who constantly lectures me about my "work ethic", then not twenty minutes later I overhear him saying the only reason he stays at this shitty job is so he can finance his marijuana/meth/vodka habit. Oh, and he pawns off every bit of work he can on me just so he can spend more time downstairs playing Farmville and watching Fox News in the boss' office. Hypocrite much?
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holy shit dude.
id#455e81 ♦ 6092 (1753)
 
My roommate's kid sprayed cold virus all over this motherfucking house and I bet I've caught at least three different illnesses in the past week, which would explain why new symptoms show up as I'm finally getting through with others. Now i appear to have come full circle with DOUBLE SNOT FIREHOSE ACTION and SINUS DRAINAGE WATERPARK.

all i wanna do is SMOKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOWL.
illness   snot   420  
kids
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suck it up.
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