What's pissing me off? This shit:

1. People who can't open a door without booting it and leaving shoeprints, mud globs, scratches, or stains on it.
2. People who can't close a door unless they slam it shut with the force of a bomb.
3. Address verification that says my credit card billing info is wrong or invalid, when it obviously isn't.
4. Assholes who roar down the street at 3 AM with their music blaring so loudly, it shakes the windows of your house.
5. Companies that refuse to deal with the fuckhead managers they hire until massive damage has been done.
6. People who bitch endlessly about wanting things, but do fuck all to get them.
7. Dust and dirt that refuses to be picked up by a dustpan or cleaning cloth.
8. People who take credit for another person's work, or use it to get attention, pageviews, subscriptions, etc..
9. Control freaks who will spend hours trying to fix something, even when you've told and shown them how to fix it in minutes.
10. People who think multiple, rapid mouse clicks or key presses will make their computer work faster.
11. Ads that cause your computer to blue screen.
12. Parents who don't look after their kids, or just let them run around and be destructive in public places.
13. Political correctness ruining awesome things.
14. People who constantly have to try to one-up everyone, even if it means lying about everything.
15. Religious idiots who follow scammers, hypocrites, and other idiots without doing some research or thinking for themselves.

The guy across from me clicks his mouse too fucking loud. Clicks it like a fucking spastic bitch. Doesn't help that he looks like a fuckin' mongoloid asshole faggot cunt. I tried to tell the cunt to click at a reasonable volume, and that he doesn't actually have to click as hard, and that it may, IN FACT, be easier on his mutant index finger if he doesn't, but of course, the faggot continues to click like a spastic.

Fuck the IRS! Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK it! They want people to pay taxes, but won't actually fucking help you when you're confused by their bullshit rules.

I go to an IRS "assitance" center for help with tax preparation. Oh, they can't offer me any help because they don't prepare taxes that involve one of the forms I have. An assitance center run by the IRS can't help out with IRS-related forms.

I did some research. HOLY DOG SHIT, THE RULES AND REGULATIONS! Okay, fuck this! I go to see a tax professional, and even they seem to be baffled by all that insanity! In fact, they tell me some of the forms don't apply to me and I need not file them. BULLSHIT! I know for sure I have to file these motherfucking forms because I've got foreign investments. Kind of regretting that shit now, but I was a citizen of that country, so those investments seemed like a great idea at the time!

OKAY, I figured some things out, but there's just ONE form left that's confusing me, so the IRS should be able to help! It's a form they made, right? Called them, then this happens: go through automated menu, wait 10 minutes, talk to someone for 10 seconds, get put on hold for 5 minutes, get transferred, talk to someone else, get transferred back to the MAIN FUCKING AUTOMATED MENU, wait 15 minutes, talk to someone else, get transferred and put on hold AGAIN, talk to someone, get transferred, and finally talk to someone who actually LOOKS UP THE FUCKING FORM AND INSTRUCTIONS. But, the form's beyond their scope, and I need to hire a tax professional. WHAT THE FUCK?! The IRS can't explain THEIR OWN FUCKING FORMS and I need to hire a tax professional?!

Who in the fuck designed this system?! Even Satan himself would cringe at this clusterfuck!

I guess I'm more sad than pissed I guess. I searched websites I could complain on and tthis came up. So here goes, oh and I'm drunk. But I dated this girl for a year and 2 and a half months. You know everyone fucks up, I was not perfect and I did a lot of mean things. No in reality we were fucking awesome together. We got along very well and I ended up living with her for the better part of a year. I met her through some girl that sucks and I don't talk to anymore but pretty much from the very start we hit it off. She's very beautiful with an awesome face and great hair and beautiful blue eyes. Seriously I would post a picture of her if I could to prove it. After 3 months she lost her virginity to me. Then I was going to Navy basic training and some shit happened and they told me I was leaving in 2 days instead of 3 months. I quit my job, parents kicked me out. Yadda yadda yadda. I never asked her and yet she told me I could live with her for free. So I did oh yeah the first time we had sex she pressured me, I didn't try to do it, I'd had sex with many women before her. But moving on. So I came back, she was still there waiting for me. I found a used condom wrapper in her night stand drawer that I swear wasn't in there when I left. But I never questioned it. Move forward 4 months and I lose my job, we're still going strong and I practically lived there those whole 4 months. Her brother gets me a job and I lived there for almost 3 months. I lost my job found a few other ones. I did fail to mention that I had "talked" to other women in more than a friendly manner. But we moved past that, it was some shit but we got over it. I never once cheated on her. Now I broke up with her, things weren't like they were a year ago. I broke it off. When I did it, she only said a few things, like I don't want to break up and then I don't want to be friends. I'm not a noob, I didn't say "let's be friends!!!!:D:D:D" I said I'd like to be able to talk in the future. Well it's been about a month. I've heard she's been telling everyone she was gonna break up with me anyways and blahblahblah whatever. You know. But then I've heard she's been talking to other guys and she's fucked this guy who likes to pee on girls and like their bholes. WHAT. I haven't gotten laid, nor started talking to anyone. I drunk texted her and said shit about missing her and just telling her I wanted to get back together. In the morning I told her I had mean't it but she pretty much told me I'm shitty and to fuck off and she never wants to talk to/see me again. I don't know, I know I'll get over it but I regret it. I could see us getting married and shit. But I guess not anymore. By the way I'm 21 and she's 19.

Sir One-Up McLoud: Holy shit, the "i gots mad skillz" and "I DID THAT!!" stories need to stop. You've lied, cheated, and plagiarized so much, your own friends don't trust a fucking thing you say! It's also pretty sad when people can't tell a cool story without having you crash the Bullshit Express into it. You've gotten into trouble over this shit before, so maybe now would be a good time to cease and fucking desist! And for fuck's sake, stop yelling. You are literally giving people earaches and headaches when you "talk."

Mr. Confused: You just ditched a group of retarded, abusive dumbfucks. You now feel sad because you miss hanging out with them and are convinced they'll change. What the hell do you miss? Did you enjoy being pushed aside so the Fuckhead of the Day could be admired for his or her stupidity? Did you like being told you were a whiney cunt and it was YOUR fault an asshole was bullying you? Sure as hell doesn't sound like it! Here's a tip: NOTHING will fucking change if you go back to them. Do yourself another favor and stay the fuck away from them.

Madam Stressbomb: You've GOT to see a doctor, for fuck's sake! Yes, a few of them have been arrogant assholes towards you, but they can go fuck themselves for all I care! Try to find another one, because your condition is getting bad. Your mood changes at the drop of a pin, and the slightest thing can set you off on an hours long screaming fit that makes everyone feel shitty. We all know you're stressed and we're trying to give you some space. The situation here isn't the best thing, but taking things out on us is NOT fucking helping. Maybe you don't mean it, but some of the shit you say is starting to really hurt or piss off other people.

What is the lasting effect on the Steubenville Rapists? How about hoping they learn a lesson and NEVER DO IT AGAIN? How about they take the shame and humiliation they feel and turn it into action, by teaching other young men not to make the same mistake they did? How about hoping, after they are released from detention, they make a FULL and PUBLIC apology to the victim?

It's time that we spent less time talking about the effects convictions have on criminals, and more about the social aftermath of their crimes on the victims. Here is a girl who may have trouble ever trusting a man again. Here is a girl who may be the victim of further taunting by those ignorant, misogynistic peers who think she was "asking for it." Here is a girl who may find a too great portion of her hometown angered by this whole episode, not by the actions of the two rapists, but by a girl who had the temerity to press charges against them.

These young men are now criminals. Let them cry a river of tears, for all the good it will do them. They will now have time to ruminate on their malfeasance and may it stick in their craw until it dawns on them that their actions were the actions of cowards, not men.

OH LOOK THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTER WAS OBSESSED WITH VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ITS ALL NINTENDO'S FAULT BAN VIDEO GAMES NAO.

Yes, I'm sure it's all Microsoft, EA, Treyarch and Id Software's fault for selling entertainment sotware. I'm sure this senseless act of violence perpetrated by a fucking madman had nothing whatsoever to do with our country's absurd gun laws that make it ridiculously easy for any madman to get ahold of high-caliber weaponry any time they want, or our puppet government's adamant refusal to offer health care, mental or physical, to anyone that may need it. Or even the fact that our society as a whole encourages people to be cancerous, self-absorbed fucktards and that showing weakness or vulnerability in any regard is unacceptable behavior. Nope, just fall back on that idiotic straw man of "THE SHOOTER PLAYED DOOM NONSTOP RARG BLARG" and blame it all on the video game industry again. Then when another thirty or forty first graders get slaughtered next month in another senseless massacre, sweep it all under the rug and continue to point fingers elsewhere.

Fucking A.

Fucker in the cubical next to me: When you go to lunch at 11AM, you don't get to return at 1PM and expect us to do your work for you.

Fucker who sits in the cubical next to me who doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. Close your fucking mouth when you eat. Nobody wants to hear you chew on your cud.

What the unbelievable fuck is wrong with people? They come to a site, game session, comment board, etc and sit there for literally hours, bitching endlessly about how much they hate it there and how boring it is but they will not fucking leave. Instead they just sit around and bitch about how they're somehow the only one in the right while they sit on their ass and complain constantly and do fuck-all else. Hey dipshit, nobody else is complaining but you, just turn the fuck around and leave instead of being an obnoxious parasite.

But will they do that? Of course not. People would just rather be a miserable, cancerous fucking waste of air, space and life than do anything productive with their free time, I guess. God damn I hate people.