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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
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I'm sorry, but I can't honor a 3 month old coupon. I'm sorry, but I just ran out of free samples. And, I'm sorry, but there are other people here, too. There's nothing I can do about it, yet this makes me stupid and incompetent? You think filing a complaint containing nothing but bullshit is going to make things go your way? Gee, I didn't realize you were from Planet Dickwad. If I'd have known that, I would've told you to go fuck yourself sooner! Sorry about that!
Yes, I know the store has special cards or programs you can buy or sign up for. Those things aren't part of my wages. So, you go ahead and scream and bitch over something I did or didn't do, then cancel whatever you signed up for. I know you think you're delivering a huge blow to my paycheck, but in reality, you're making yourself look like a fucktard. Even if you WERE partly responsible for my paycheck, there are thousands of other customers here. By the way, I shop where you work. Think about that for a bit!
So, you fought in the Vietnam war to make all of North America free? You're also gay? Really? That's amazing. You're absolutely right, then. I should totally be kissing your ass and catering to your every whim, even the fucking impossible ones. It's cool to abuse status, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation to try and get what you want. No, I'm not being sarcastic. I love it when people like you lie and act like self-righteous dicks. And I'd hate to see you escorted out of the store.
Apparently, if it wasn't for you, I'd have no job. Nevermind my manager, my co-workers, other customers, and other companies that are involved here. I know if your spoiled bitch ass didn't shop here, I'd be completely screwed. Actually, you're not that important. You're a brainless twat who needs to grow up and grab a fucking attitude adjustment. Oh, wait...I'm sorry, I didn't realize! Let me help you. The pharmacy's down that way. They've got tampons, maxi pads and Tylenol on sale today. I can lend you some of mine, if you want. And I'm sorry, but I really don't care what gender you are!
You have yourselves a nice day. Assholes.
Yes, I know the store has special cards or programs you can buy or sign up for. Those things aren't part of my wages. So, you go ahead and scream and bitch over something I did or didn't do, then cancel whatever you signed up for. I know you think you're delivering a huge blow to my paycheck, but in reality, you're making yourself look like a fucktard. Even if you WERE partly responsible for my paycheck, there are thousands of other customers here. By the way, I shop where you work. Think about that for a bit!
So, you fought in the Vietnam war to make all of North America free? You're also gay? Really? That's amazing. You're absolutely right, then. I should totally be kissing your ass and catering to your every whim, even the fucking impossible ones. It's cool to abuse status, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation to try and get what you want. No, I'm not being sarcastic. I love it when people like you lie and act like self-righteous dicks. And I'd hate to see you escorted out of the store.
Apparently, if it wasn't for you, I'd have no job. Nevermind my manager, my co-workers, other customers, and other companies that are involved here. I know if your spoiled bitch ass didn't shop here, I'd be completely screwed. Actually, you're not that important. You're a brainless twat who needs to grow up and grab a fucking attitude adjustment. Oh, wait...I'm sorry, I didn't realize! Let me help you. The pharmacy's down that way. They've got tampons, maxi pads and Tylenol on sale today. I can lend you some of mine, if you want. And I'm sorry, but I really don't care what gender you are!
You have yourselves a nice day. Assholes.
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sorry guy.
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sorry guy.
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birds are rants. you can bitch and moan too if you click that link thing on the top right. -- or click right here.
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screw you, pal is some dumb thing from two dudes. one dude coded it. the other supplied ideas while under the influence.
© those two dudes 2010-2013.
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