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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
whoa no! it's bird a69e49 ♦ get crackin' and browse more you slob.
id#a69e49 ♦ 4682 (1593)
Fuck HDTVs that don't make a sound when you turn them on. You hit power on the remote and you're not sure if the damn thing picked up the signal, because it makes no indication that it's firing up and getting ready to show you some titties. Old CRT TVs would make a loudass pop and then follow that up with a staticy whine for a second until the picture jumps up and someone gets shot on the six o'clock news. These new fucking things sit there like a goddamn space odyssey slab and a tiny green LED turns on that politely tells you it will be ready in six seconds, while you're across the room unable to see it because of the dumbshit cat or a stack of newspapers is in the way, turning it on and off like a 3 year old.
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sorry guy.
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dig our: dumb twitter/sweet tumblr

screw you, pal is some dumb thing from two dudes. one dude coded it. the other supplied ideas while under the influence.
© those two dudes 2010-2017.
by ✂ czr media

3:47:31 pm, sunday, june 25th, 2017 cdt in 0.419 seconds.

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