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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
don't understand what the hell is going on? this might help.
id#c50768 ♦ 5214 (1632)
 
Who's the horse fucker that's inking deals for Netflix? All the good shit has time limits you can't fucking see on the PS3 client. Why is this company trying to phase out DVDs when most everything you want to watch can't be streamed?

Eat a dick, Netflix.

And why the hell do you have three versions of your PS3 client? Seriously, they choose at random which one your system is assigned. It makes no god damn sense. And did their recent update solve any issues or add any necessary, requested features? No. It just checks your firmware now. Bonus: installing it has a good chance of breaking the client entirely.

Good job, shitforbrains!
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man that sucks.
id#64db17 ♦ 5122 (1392)
 
Dear Hewlett-Packard, you band of moneygrubbing imbeciles:

You have no idea how pleased I was when I received the laptop I purchased from you. Before that, I had been relying on my now 7-year-old ancient mac that cannot handle Youtube without crashing. How overjoyed I was to finally be able to play computer games again. How thrilled I was to be able to video chat with my friends and family back home.

Then your cheap little plastic screen decided it wasn't backwards enough. The beautiful video card I paid extra for was behaving perfectly, it was completely and totally your fault. Your customer service representative read his fake sympathy off the script like a third grader giving a book report, finally telling me that I'd have to send it in to get my screen replaced. Fine, whatever, as long as I get a working computer again.

A week and a half later, my computer returns. I was happy, like the fool I was. I unwrapped the package, inserted my battery and...wait, my battery won't go in. I don't know how you managed to do it, but you immobilized the battery latch. All you had to do was replace the screen, but you decided to cripple my laptop, strand it to whatever outlet happened to be near.

This time, your customer service rep made his predecessor sound like Jeremy Irons. His fake sympathy was unrelenting, grating on my ears and whispering homicidal urges in my brain. Before I could hang up the phone and start assaulting people on the street, you revealed to me that I will have to send my laptop in again so you could fix your embarrassing blunder.

So, I packed it up and dropped it off at my local Fed-Ex for the second time. I can only hope that the box falls out of the plane so I can demand my money back. With any luck, the box will smash into one of your goddamned skulls. Maybe it will tunnel straight through his flabby little body, your no-doubt cheaply built building, into the hastily constructed and volatile boiler room which will blow up your entire factory and every innocent living soul you have shackled up in there.

I hope you enjoy all of the money you've scrounged by making sub-par, plastic pieces of shit and passing them off as good, quality computers, because there is a spot in hell reserved specifically for you cunts. I like to imagine a serpent dripping battery acid above your head, your loved ones dutifully catching the acid in a cup. When the cup is full, they will have to go into the next room to empty it and will not return until they have successfully torrented a feature length movie on a 56k connection.

Love,
Me.
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holy shit dude.
id#742629 ♦ 4539 (1363)
 
Ok Mr 'man of the house'. Ever since we got that stupid HDTV All you have been doing is sitting your ass on the recliner and eating your ice cream. Before we got that TV, you GUTTED my entire bedroom. Now its been a year now since I had no bedroom and I had to sleep on the couch until you watch wrestling until 1 am. How about you get off your ass and do something?
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man that sucks.
id#8f4e7a ♦ 4604 (1373)
 
FUCK BUKKIT.

This shit's supposed to make Minecraft server modding easier and the fuckers can't even ship it with working group/user management. The idiots that are battling for "permissions" supremacy are too gimped in the head to provide proper documentation or make their shit do anything other than burn my dick.

I just want to type "/warp thehole" and press enter so I can walk two steps and jump off a space ship and fall down 50 stories. You dicks. Fuck you.
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sorry guy.
id#90311b ♦ 4793 (1418)
 
God damn it, Netflix, you're telling me you don't have one single Ernest movie on streaming? The hell is wrong with you? Justify your nine dollars a month!
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man that sucks.
id#7f72ea ♦ 5475 (1598)
 
We're in TWENTY-MOTHERFUCKING-ELEVEN. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FROM SOMEONE IN MY BLOODY COUNTRY TO BUY SHIT ONLINE? Paypal seems to hate every single one of our sorry-ass souls and FUCK US ALL. What kind of idiotic FUCKMINT would add a SEVENTY NIGGERY TWO PERCENT FUCKING TAX to all items bought outside the country?
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man that sucks.
id#47ac4e ♦ 4690 (1515)
 
I'm fucking SICK of living in a SHITTY-ASS DISGUSTING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY in which the latest technology craze are still CRT screens and you can't get into interesting first-world stuff like gaming anymore - mostly because newest consoles are expensive as DICKS (USD 1000 for a fucking PS3) and nobody will buy an original game in their FUCKING SPIC LIFETIME. EVERYTHING IS PRONE TO FAILURE AND NOBODY OUT THERE WILL BE AROUND TO FIX IT FOR YOU. FUCK THIS SHIT, LEMME GO TO SOMEWHERE THAT PAYS MORE THAN 500 USD A MONTH TO A TEACHER.
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man that sucks.
id#d58208 ♦ 3485 (1202)
 
They put sidewalks into the ground for you to walk on. I'm sick of seeing your bitch asses walking in the goddamn road when there's a sidewalk. IT'S ONLY PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE PEDESTRIANS (YOU) A PATH TO WALK ON. Fuck you, it's not fucking cool to walk in the street like you're so ghetto. get the fuck on the sidewalk, that's what it's there for.
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man that sucks.
id#8a9f9f ♦ 3932 (1272)
 
What the fuck Sony?! Why do I turn my Bravia on and it's on the TV input, it actually shows static and if the volume is loud it yells static at me? It's fucking 2011!! You've even got fucking Youtube on the TV and you couldn't sort out how to not show any signal of there's none?!
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suck it up.
id#866f57 ♦ 5258 (1576)
 
Who is the slack-jawed retard who programmed my phone's mp3 player? I wanted to listen to a specific song so I click on the fucking thing, now it's made its own exclusive playlist and refuses to invite anyone but 39 of its closest friends. Okay, so thats dumb, delete the playlist, right?

NOPE! FUCK YOU, YOU STARTED THIS PLAYLIST NOW YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. Now i have to sort through 470 goddamn songs, organized by motherfucking track number first because ID3 tags are the god damned DEVIL, pick out 40 that I like and listen until I am finally tired of them and organize myself a NEW playlist. Before I picked that one song, it would just shuffle through my whole library and delight me by being, up until now, surprisingly simple and easy to use. Why isn't there a feature as simple as PLAY ALL? Why the fuck am I now required to personally manage a microscopic playlist to listen to my music? I'm trying to fucking walk to class not make a mix tape.

Screw You, Samsung.
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man that sucks.
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