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id#6f39e9 ♦ 9133 (2308)
 
You are such an ungrateful, abusive, childish BITCH. I know things haven't been great for you all the time, but seriously? Cut the fucking crap already. There's NO fucking reason for you to take things out on your mom, me, and my husband. You've made things really awkward and depressing for us with your shitty, entitled attitude.

Your mom has been MORE than wonderful to you! She buys you groceries, cooks and bakes food for you, lends you money, spends time shopping and watching movies with you, and even pays for your phone bills and car insurance! She's also helped you move several times, stored your stuff, and paid for your university shit, too! She even adopted a dog that you SOOO wanted, and you barely come by the house. She tries VERY hard to have a good relationship with you, yet you scream at her about what a shitty, ignorant parent she is every time you visit! What in the fuck is wrong with you?!

That screaming, house-smashing, item-throwing, 2-hour pissy fit you had the other day was way the fuck out of line! You KNEW your mom was going to renovate her house to add an apartment to it for your brother and I when we got married. Hell, she first tried to sell the house so she could buy one that already had the apartment built in! Why the fuck is it a problem NOW? It's not all-inclusive; we'll need to buy paint, flooring, lights, furniture, appliances, EVERYTHING. That's on top of rent, groceries, and other stuff we'll need! If you're so desperate for your mom's attention, why'd you move out in the first place? Oh, right...life was boring as shit here, and mom didn't understand you. Big fucking surprise.

By the way, wasn't a relative setting you up with a decent apartment in a decent location? You've been living in shitty places and working shitty jobs, so that's a pretty nice offer! Your mom's even going to help you move (AGAIN!). But, that's not good enough, is it? If it was, you'd be happy, instead of being a bitch to all of us. Well, not ALL of us. You're cheery and nice to your younger siblings, and never bitch them out. Great fucking job!

You're almost 30 years old, and you're pulling shit that's reserved for entitled, selfish teenagers. Grow the fuck up!
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man that sucks.
id#52e50c ♦ 7947 (2069)
 
Christ, I'm so pissed off I can't even fucking sleep. I hate my job that much and I dread going back every goddamn week. And I can't get a new one either because that worthless brown-nosing shitcunt I used to work for has me blacklisted. Fuck my life.
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man that sucks.
id#59d99a ♦ 8727 (2142)
 
I swear to god, Youtube commenters are the stupidest puddles of piss to ever ooze across the planet earth. Bunch of no-life 35 year old basement-dwelling lardasses with all the arrogance, literacy and social skills of a four year old. They literally have nothing better to do with their time than look up videos of things they hate, scroll through pages and pages of comments until they're into shit that is literally YEARS OLD, and write bitchy profanity-filled replies to them. Then, in the off chance they get a response, they bitch and whine and throw a tantrum for being called out on their childish behavior, saying they're just "going along" or some other stupid autistic piece of fuck that makes no sense. Or better yet, calling the other person a "troll" for calling them out on their stupid horse shit.

Just burn this whole fucking site to the ground. Fuck Google, fuck Youtube, fuck our society and fuck the cancerous self-absorbed lifestyles they promote.
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sorry guy.
id#2e7054 ♦ 9282 (2223)
 
Youtube's community is a cancer upon this planet earth. Worse than the scum that populate 4chan and Reddit. Kindly burn them all alive.
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sorry guy.
id#d89802 ♦ 8321 (2078)
 
FUCKING CHRIST GO AWAY YOU ILLITERATE PIECE OF SHIT. You have spent TWO. WEEKS. Trying to argue some meaningless point with me about how you're just "following through" by replying on some stupid comment I posted EIGHTEEN MONTHS AGO. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Surely you have something, ANYTHING, better to do with your time. Like read your third grade English textbook so you don't sound like a complete illiterate dipshit online.
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man that sucks.
id#5c242c ♦ 12610 (2757)
 
My boss is such a insensitive jerk and my juniors are totally disrespectful. This and that and this and that. SHUT UP!!!

I'm so unhappy here, I just want to quit. I want to leave the place and just go home and curl up in a bundle. I am the best SIC (second in charge) this place has ever seen! I don't have time for politics, I want to get my job done but with all this politics I don't know even if I'm coming or going?!!

It's almost Xmas, when am I getting a break!?
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man that sucks.
id#43e704 ♦ 12332 (2712)
 
I am stuck on a ball with a bunch of dickwad fucking mistakes !
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holy shit dude.
id#f27d7c ♦ 15978 (3254)
 
Hey, you! The one doing fuck all other than bitching! Do you know why we get pissed off at you so easily? It's your fucking attitude!

We're having company soon, so what did you do to help clean the house up? You barked orders at everyone, whined about the "mess," dried 3 dishes, cleaned up a few crumbs, then had a nap. I did a majority of the cleaning yesterday, since I'm not working (for reasons that should be fucking obvious to you). Hell, I even managed to help with dinner, get my laundry done, and exercise! What did you do yesterday? Got home early, ate, watched TV, and napped until dinner time. Then you ate again, got drunk, and went to bed! Short story: you did basically FUCK ALL to help out! Good fucking job!

You're a slob, yet you bitch at anyone who forgets to put something away! You rarely help with housework, due to some really fucking old excuses, like "It's my house," "I worked today," and "My [ailment of choice] is acting up." Fuck you! If it were my house, I'd still help keep it clean. Even when I was working, I could still help with the chores. And all those problems you suffer from could be easily fixed: LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR AND LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! You barely eat anything during the day; at night, you binge on food and booze, then go to bed. And you WONDER why you're having a hard time losing weight!

You say WE'RE the fucking lazy ones, or that we get angry over nothing? Get your ass to detox; you need to be cleansed of the shit you're full of!
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holy shit dude.
id#9d6725 ♦ 14367 (3080)
 
FUCK YOU SCHOOLS!!!! Thanks to all the tubby kids in America you decided birthday treats are no longer allowed for birthdays!!! No cupcakes! No candy!! What the hell is this world coming too? What's that??!? I can bring in fruit kabobs you say? How about you eat my ass with a spoon? What kid wants to celebrate their birthday with fucking FRUIT KABOBS? Thanks for making our children's special day VEGAN. JESUS. Just because we are not overweight doesn't mean we should all be punished!!! And BTW, what the fuck is up with forcing the kids to sell candy and cakes for the fundraiser? They can sell it but they can't eat it??!! If you don't want America's children to be fat then quit putting fucking pizza, ice cream and waffles on the school menu. DUH. And not being able to pass out bday invites at school because it will hurt someones feelings?? Are you fucking kidding me? Boo-fucking-hoo! I didn't always get an invite either but I GOT OVER IT.

Also, let me just shout out a BIG congrats to all the fools at school who are trying to force our children to be invalids. YOU get a trophy!! YOU get a trophy!! And so do YOU (I have no idea what you did to deserve it, but fuck it! Here ya go!!!) Lets make everything fair!! SERIOUSLY?? What is this shit all about?? What happened to being rewarded for some REAL fucking hard work!!? What's the point of even trying if your going to be rewarded for not doing anything? What is this? OBAMAsocialistBULLSHIT. That's what. We can all look forward to aging with a country being run amok by adults who, as children, always had someone wiping their ass and making sure feelings aren't being hurt and handing them a trophy for doing SQUAT. YOUR DOING THE CHILDREN OF THIS COUNTRY A HUGE DISSERVICE by not teaching them the value of hard work, and how to stand up for themselves, and how to enjoy a piece of fucking birthday cake on their special day. FACK!!!

Carry on...
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sorry guy.
id#6ec56b ♦ 12383 (2840)
 
People, before you invest in a new piece of gaming hardware, read up on it before you come to some crazy ass conclusion about how it should work.

"If I can download it to the console, then the console should be able to play it!" Did you even read the shit on the console's box? Did you bother to research ANYTHING? Your PS3 isn't going to play PSP games, your Wii won't play DS games, and your XBox 360 will not play PC games. It doesn't matter if it comes on a disc or a digital download. It's not fucking happening. Maybe after some hardcore modding, but that's some really insane shit to mess with.

"Well, that's just really stupid!" It's stupid that computers, consoles and handhelds have completely different hardware and software? No, it's fucking not. They're designed to run different things, so it's completely normal for some things to be incompatible! What next? You going to bitch about how something designed to be cooked in a microwave melts and catches fire when you put it in a toaster oven?

"Most of today's consoles are backwards compatible with older games, and they let you download stuff for handhelds. Therefore, they should be able to play handheld games!" The consoles were DESIGNED to play the older games and store data for handhelds. The handhelds were DESIGNED to play their own set of games. Sure, you can share certain things between them, but they still have completely different hardware and software for running games. You tell me how a DS cart is going to run on a disc-based system. You tell me how a PSP game on a UMD is going to run in a Blu-Ray player. You may be able to download data for the handhelds onto the big ol' consoles, but it's only data. You can't do fuck all with it unless you have the appropriate system to run it!

O, common sense, where the fuck art thou? Get thine ass back here. NOW.
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holy shit dude.
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