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id#acbdc4 ♦ 8714 (2447)
 
You know, I thought this'd all be common sense by now, but apparently not. People really are this fucking stupid.

No, it is NOT a good idea to let your little kids run around a store or restaurant by themselves. For fuck's sake, I'm sick of being expected to be some special babysitter for you lazy-ass, ignorant "parents." You may think your children are extra smart and polite, but they really aren't. I'm getting really sick and fucking tired of them hanging off of shelves and tables, and grabbing shit they shouldn't have. It's also REALLY fucking annoying when they come screaming around a corner and almost smash into people carrying heavy items! I guess you don't have to worry, because you can just file a lawsuit and win with tears and pity parties. We can't serve drinks hot (170 F and up) anymore, because of retards like you.

Yes, those energy bars, protein bars, and meal replacement bars are high in calories. They're not diet chocolate bars or cookies. They're not healthy snacks. These things are meant for people who are doing intense exercise, body building, or are needing extra nourishment in their diets. Yes, you WILL get fat from eating them if you treat them as a daily snack. Maybe read the box or fucking listen to what I'm saying before you freak out about the terrible calorie count.

No, fad diets and pills are not good for you. They're scams and huge loads of shit. If you'd take up this thing called exercise and cut back on how much food you eat, you'd actually lose weight. I'm so sorry that takes effort, but that's how it is! And if that doesn't work, then for fuck's sake, go see a doctor! Running to the store to buy overpriced special diet food and expensive sugar pills will NOT help you in the long run.
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man that sucks.
id#913085 ♦ 9252 (2550)
 
I do love how Bioware derides the Wii by claiming it's "just a toy", as if all game consoles aren't. Or are they seriously claiming that their games are some kind of transcendent work of art? Because I was promised an "epic adventure", ended up paying sixty bucks for a glorified alien peep show wrapped in a bland, shitty shooter, and now I want my fucking money back. Assholes.
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man that sucks.
id#64eb3f ♦ 8126 (2341)
 
Aw, now our dear little fuckbag has started growing out a goatee so he'll look "tougher" and fit in better at his Klan meetings. Too bad he's fucking 38 years old and still hasn't learned to stop throwing tantrums over stupid shit like a grade schooler. How about you take a month or so off of harassing people and being a rude, condescending dipshit so you can grow the fuck up?
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man that sucks.
id#cbb10e ♦ 8057 (2305)
 
I'm fucking sick of being a scapegoat for all of your personal problems, you corrupt, stupid, arrogant, worthless, 55-year-old-manchild fucking shitstain. Go kilyourself and rid the planet of your worthless existence.
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holy shit dude.
id#debaa6 ♦ 8096 (2289)
 
Well thank fuck, you've finally quit after a year and a half of ass-kissing your way up the ranks to sous chef so you could be a rude, callous, useless, unprofessional shitstain just like your hero, that stupid manchild Gordon Ramsay. That "goodbye" letter you posted was good for a laugh, at least. "I never viewed myself as a superior, more as someone working alongside equals". Which is why you consistently treated people like shit, called people names straight to their face (yeah, I remember the "shithead" incident, fucko. Don't even try to to deny that's what you said to me.), threw violent temper tantrums over stupid shit and foisted off any work you could on people who were below your rank because "it's not our job", right? That bit about "working alongside" people is a laugh too, considering you were the laziest, most useless piece of shit I've ever seen in my nine years at this company. When you weren't just kicking back and shooting the shit instead of doing prep work for thirty minutes at a time, you were always downstairs playing Farmville on company computers, checking Facebook on your cellphone or just taking six or seven twenty-minute smoke breaks every single day. But if I take a break for five minutes to get some fresh air and relieve some stress, you were always there to bust my ass and whip cardboard boxes at the back of my head under the excuse of "not seeing me".

The rest of the letter is mostly just you ass-kissing every single other person there in the hopes that they'll give you a recommendation at whatever job you sleaze your way into next. Totally laughable. I can only hope that wherever you end up, you crash and burn hard because your drinking buddies aren't there to cover for you and pick up all your slack (or just foist it off on me instead). Not that it matters much - considering your chain smoking and the fact that you get about as much exercise as a constipated sloth, you'll be dead within the next three years anyway. Good riddance.
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holy shit dude.
id#e4eb64 ♦ 8279 (2354)
 
If you're going to sing horribly off-key and whistle at ear-splitting volume EVERY MINUTE OF ALL FUCKING DAY every single day you work here, can you at least get a bigger repertoire than one single verse of the same five shit 80s songs? God damn.
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man that sucks.
id#d457bc ♦ 7664 (2316)
 
So, you like to be an asshole over the internet? You think it's funny driving people apart or turning them against their friends? You like ruining perfectly good conversations, games, and friendships simply because you think they're shitty? You honestly believe you can do this because it's well-deserved and you never take the "high road" like everyone else does?

You're a retarded, hypocritical, useless piece of moldy shit, and you should feel like it. I don't give a rat's sperm if you're a saint in real life or got bullied in school. I also don't care if your IQ is over 180 or you have a debilitating illness (total lies in cases like yours). There is NO fucking excuse for your actions. If your life is so bad you need to take it out on people online, you need to get some help. Get your ass out of Denialville, you deluded fuckwit.

You're stuck in a shitty cycle. It may take months or years to complete, but it's always the same. You act like a fucktard and get away with it as your white knights and lapdogs jump to your defense. People get angry, and things eventually explode. The white knights either come to their senses, or get utterly curb stomped. The lapdogs piss and shit all over you, and everyone else kicks your ass out the door. You crash and burn, but soon get up to find another batch of suckers to fuck with and start it all over again. How in the fuck do you live with yourself, again? Oh, right. Bullshit and denial.

This is all going to catch up to you. You may be smart about some things, but you are incredibly fucking stupid about others. Being the whore for attention you are, it's fairly easy to find your old and new screen names. There are pictures and videos of you online (and not of the hottie/cutie you claimed to be!). You can't even act slightly different using a bunch of sockpuppet accounts (praising yourself. Lovely.). And you (conveniently) forget that you've pissed people off, not knowing that they will spread the word if you show up where they frequent.

Please unfuck yourself, or crawl back into the hole you crawled out of. No one should have to put up with your shit.
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holy shit dude.
id#4e19eb ♦ 10608 (2564)
 
Diablo 3 SUCKS ASS. Worst 60 bucks I've spent in a good, long while. Good god, could this dreck be any more dumbed-down, uninspired and boring? And this shit sold 3.4 MILLION copies on day one? No wonder I can't find any decent games anymore if shit like this is what people buy. Play some real fucking games, people.
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man that sucks.
id#ef2927 ♦ 8119 (2240)
 
Fucking hell, man. I know you've had a pretty bad life due to some of your family members being fucking abusive or money-obsessed assholes (or a lovely combo). This does NOT entitle you to anything and everything you want! You can't constantly blame everyone else when things don't go your way! You WILL have to cut the crap and do something for yourself at some point!

First of all, I see you've let one miserable cunt back into your life. She absolutely hated all of your friends no matter what they did, and you let her treat them like shit. When you finally kicked her out of your life, you just let her right back in! The fuck's wrong with you? Are you hoping for more cyber-fucking (yeah, we ALL know about that) in the games you played together? Are you expecting an actual relationship? Get this into your head: SHE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU. End of story!

Second, you got booted out of your house over a massive dispute with a fuckbag relative. The guy can suck a dick, eat shit, and shove that expensive holiday of his up his fucking ass for all I care. Kind of sucks for you, but HOLY SHIT. That place was a fucking disaster that reeked of cat piss, mold, and rotting wood. That aside, at least your friend's family offered to let you live with them until you could find a new place. His mom had simple rules, and you said you were okay with them. Then you started being a dick. You're loud when people are trying to sleep; you do shit you were told NOT to do; if you need help, you don't ask for it until you've fucked something up; a serving of food for you is the equivalent of 3 - 6 servings for everyone else! If someone's offered you a place to stay and food to eat, don't act like a self-obsessed dick. Seriously.

Then there's your job and the housing situation! You know, you might find it easier to get to your job and deal with it if you didn't stay up all fucking night! You claim you're stressed and have trouble sleeping. Well, when you're glued to a fucking game or movie until 3 AM, OF COURSE IT'LL BE HARD TO SLEEP! If you get suspended for showing up late, it's YOUR fault, not the company's! And I can't believe how badly you fucked yourself while looking for a house! When you've got a case manager trying to help you, you DON'T curse them out and scream at them when you didn't understand what they were telling you! And if they set rules, you damned well follow them. Don't understand what's going on? ASK. FOR. HELP. Don't just fuck off and do whatever, because they WILL find out!

All that crying about how the world's out to get you and you can't control ANYTHING in your life is utter fucking horseshit. Pull your head out of fantasy game time land, stop crapping all over people helping you, and grow the fuck up! You'll find the world's a lot nicer if you're not constantly punching it in the face!
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holy shit dude.
id#7536ca ♦ 9700 (2723)
 
I walked into my house earlier and the dog was up on the counter taking a shit! He saw me, jumped down, and ran. I ran after his ass, and almost tripped over him, but I caught him by his tail and beat his ass. Then I had to clean up his shit! It was my sister's fault, that dog-fucking whore. She left the front door open. Fuck that. If I had a goddamned gun right now, I would shoot her AND shoot that dog in its shit smeared asshole.
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man that sucks.
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