The next time I buy a Chevy it'll be a 4 wheel drive truck to slam at top speed into the Chevy I already have. This car is the size of a paperweight, but it can't even do that right either because the steering wheel's locked too tight to let me park it on top of the ripoff car insurance paperwork that's just as useless.

I flip the bird to all ! I'm just basically pissed, disenchanted,and say screw to all at this time! Thanks so much for creating this place, where I can bitch, rant, and rave! We all know its good for the soul!

Every fucking thing in my life now! Asshole people who like to call me a potty mouth,but have no problem cursing themselves! And living with leach family members, who want to play grown-ups, but cant affford to! And putting all their shit/problems in my home. And like the late rodney dangerfield said,I get no f-ing respect, at all! I'm so sick of being treated like an indentured slave,given all I do for my FAMILY. YES, THEY ARE CAUSING ME TO GO INTO A SERIOUS MELTDOWN! And my friends too, not supporting me after the death of my beloved pet,and making snide remarks about it. Most people suck bad,no wonder I miss my furry friend so. I'm just basically pissed! And thats what the hell this post is all about!

Youtube Etiquette 101 time once again, kids, because every time I think I've seen all the stupidity you can possibly squeeze out of your ass, you immediately something else to piss me off.

If a comment is more than a month old, don't bother replying to it. I don't care anymore, and chances are you had to go digging through at least five pages of newer comments to locate it anyway. Get a life.
If a comment is more than THREE months old and you replied to it, you probably had to go digging through at least double that, and you're probably a retarded fanboy who thinks he has to "avenge any insult" to the object of his fanatical worship. Graduate high school, move out of your mom's basement and get a job.
If a comment is more than a YEAR old and you replied to it, there is no hope for you. Hell, you probably play through Final Fantasy VII at least once a week and masturbate furiously to Lucky Star once your parents go to bed. Just swallow everything you can find in your parents' medicine cabinet and spare me forty more years of having to support your lazy, welfare-mooching ass.

That's all for today's lesson, kids!

HEY YOU, yes, you reading this. FUCK YOU. I don't even know you and I guarantee you've done something today that would have pissed me off.

Asshole.

michael cera's ex girlfriend is so fucking annoying. and she's on house. i get it, you're weird and shit. now fuck off.

i felt bad for this girl when i heard cera up and dumped her when he hit it big. fuck it. he did the right damn thing.

hey i got quirks. look at me. blup blup blup.

i'd still fuck amber tamblyn.

fuck my little pony. are you kidding me? listen carefully: it's one thing to like something ironically. it's another to unironically like something while claiming it's ironic when you full well know any of it makes you creepy in the first place.

bronies are post-modern double creeps. i'd blow you up into atoms with a stick of homemade dynamite but the sexual metaphor you'd derive from it would cancel out your death.

i'm screwed. i give up. the world is a terribly made murder simulator that try as it might it can't quite kill me. fuck everything.

sit right on my Thick One you shit stained fellow man. don't stand up til we're both numb. that's how it is.

Almost every day I think about the shit storm you caused me, Phonson & Jam, LLP. you are the sketchiest, stupidest, most painfully by the books scamming lawfirm out there. You caused a hernia in my neck. I wish you the very worst to your scamming business and your disgusting business partner. Crawl back in your mother's vagina, and cook a little longer. Also, die.

Don't think I don't hear all that shit-talking behind peoples backs and all that violent, profane shit you whisper at me every time I walk past you either, fuckwit. You're not clever, and half the shit I've heard could get you fired six times over if you had the balls to say it to my face. But you won't, will you? Nope, because that would deprive you of that weekly wad of drug money had to ass-kiss your way up the chain to "earn". So you're an idiot, a control freak, a cokehead, trailer trash, AND a coward. 5-0, me. Asshole.