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cut the crap, i want to flip the bird.
vent, bitch, and moan flipping a digital, written bird.
don't understand what the hell is going on? this might help.
id#9f5746 ♦ 4740 (1681)
 
Fuck that huge mess you left in the kitchen, and fuck the list of excuses you have for not cleaning it up. Everyone else in the house cleans up after they cook something. However, if anyone even thinks of asking you to clean up, you get all pissy and make excuses. Then you fuck off until someone else cleans up. If anyone else makes even half the mess you do, you whine and bitch OVER AND OVER until they clean up.

Well, fuck you. I got myself a plate of dinner, but it didn't get eaten. I lost my appetite when I saw that disaster in the kitchen, which I had to clean up (YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME, BY THE WAY). No one should need that many pans, utensils, plates, bowls, and towels to make 4 fucking dishes. ONE frying pan could've made 3 of those dishes, yet you needed 3 frying pans, a pot, and a roasting pan! And the towels...WHY are they covered in food? I've had enough of your bullshit, so I left you something. The stove's still covered in grease and burned food. The dish towels and oven mitts you messed up are on your bed. Of course, someone other than you will probably clean them (YOU'RE WELCOME. AGAIN!).
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holy shit dude.
id#a69e49 ♦ 4683 (1593)
 
Fuck HDTVs that don't make a sound when you turn them on. You hit power on the remote and you're not sure if the damn thing picked up the signal, because it makes no indication that it's firing up and getting ready to show you some titties. Old CRT TVs would make a loudass pop and then follow that up with a staticy whine for a second until the picture jumps up and someone gets shot on the six o'clock news. These new fucking things sit there like a goddamn space odyssey slab and a tiny green LED turns on that politely tells you it will be ready in six seconds, while you're across the room unable to see it because of the dumbshit cat or a stack of newspapers is in the way, turning it on and off like a 3 year old.
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sorry guy.
id#da5633 ♦ 4338 (1518)
 
LISTEN UP: FUCK CLOGS.

Noisy bullshit adding a soundtrack to the worthlessness of our race. How are they still around? You'd think they would be a temporary step on the evolutionary path of the shoe, but no, they continue to slap shit into our ears to this day as a tie-in to the human species' desire to give the finger to Darwin and treat evolution like a dick-fuck jackass.

Shit. I can't even finish a god damn metaphor. I can't think straight. There's the sound of slapping wood echoing in my hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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holy shit dude.
id#381705 ♦ 6401 (1825)
 
I just wasted two hours of my life on figuring out cross-browser compatibility horse shit.

Hey Google: unite your Android browser and Chrome you douchebags.
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sorry guy.
id#c82b43 ♦ 5016 (1633)
 
Dragon Age 2 SUCKS BALLS.
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sorry guy.
id#ddb6ff ♦ 7586 (2089)
 
Hey, you elitist, arrogant pricks. I'm sick of the following shit you spew over mic or text chat in team-based games:

"NOOB TEAM!! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHITTY TEAMS?! THEY JUST KILL STEAL AND DO STUPID SHIT ALL GAME!! UNINSTALL YOU SPICS!!"

Shut the fuck up. Every time I play with or against you, you're blaming everyone else but yourselves when things go bad. A lot of the time, YOU'RE the ones fucking up while your team tries to save you from your own retarded mistakes. Honestly, a bad game is not going to ruin your fucking life. Quit wagging your e-peen and play the damned games. It's not that hard. If you DO find it difficult, then go away and don't come back until you grow the fuck up.
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man that sucks.
id#c3f05f ♦ 6460 (1896)
 
"I know you said don't message me to plug my shitty Dragonball forum, but I'm mailing you to plug my shitty Dragonball forum!"

Why does every goddamn kid on Youtube think they're some special exception to the rules? I said don't mail me or I'll block you and report you for spamming, so DON'T FUCKING MAIL ME.

Christ.
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man that sucks.
id#753dd2 ♦ 5439 (1675)
 
you invite me to your site then you shit on my eyeballs with this white-print-on-black text. why should i give a shit what's written her enough to squint?
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suck it up.
id#22a8c0 ♦ 5477 (1726)
 
Who the hell's working this pizza place? Their sticks showed up as a centimeter-thin coil of hardened yeast. At least one person looked at this limp pretzel dick and said, "order up"!

I guess when you're the only place in town shipping around pies at 3 am you can do whatever the fuck you want. Christ.
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sorry guy.
id#455e81 ♦ 6098 (1754)
 
My roommate's kid sprayed cold virus all over this motherfucking house and I bet I've caught at least three different illnesses in the past week, which would explain why new symptoms show up as I'm finally getting through with others. Now i appear to have come full circle with DOUBLE SNOT FIREHOSE ACTION and SINUS DRAINAGE WATERPARK.

all i wanna do is SMOKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOWL.
illness   snot   420  
kids
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suck it up.
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