You know, I thought this'd all be common sense by now, but apparently not. People really are this fucking stupid.

No, it is NOT a good idea to let your little kids run around a store or restaurant by themselves. For fuck's sake, I'm sick of being expected to be some special babysitter for you lazy-ass, ignorant "parents." You may think your children are extra smart and polite, but they really aren't. I'm getting really sick and fucking tired of them hanging off of shelves and tables, and grabbing shit they shouldn't have. It's also REALLY fucking annoying when they come screaming around a corner and almost smash into people carrying heavy items! I guess you don't have to worry, because you can just file a lawsuit and win with tears and pity parties. We can't serve drinks hot (170 F and up) anymore, because of retards like you.

Yes, those energy bars, protein bars, and meal replacement bars are high in calories. They're not diet chocolate bars or cookies. They're not healthy snacks. These things are meant for people who are doing intense exercise, body building, or are needing extra nourishment in their diets. Yes, you WILL get fat from eating them if you treat them as a daily snack. Maybe read the box or fucking listen to what I'm saying before you freak out about the terrible calorie count.

No, fad diets and pills are not good for you. They're scams and huge loads of shit. If you'd take up this thing called exercise and cut back on how much food you eat, you'd actually lose weight. I'm so sorry that takes effort, but that's how it is! And if that doesn't work, then for fuck's sake, go see a doctor! Running to the store to buy overpriced special diet food and expensive sugar pills will NOT help you in the long run.