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id#cce287 ♦ 3483 (1108)
 
You know what? I appreciate you guys giving me a job, but there are some things that are starting to really piss me off.

Why the fuck do the managers distance themselves from the cashiers? They either hang out near the front of the store, duck out of sight, or start up registers only to end up with a huge batch of customers. There are no radios or pagers for contacting managers, so we're effectively screwed if they do this shit.

Why is there so much broken stuff? Scanners, registers, tags, buttons, codes. You name it, there always seems to be something fucking up. And each register has its own weird tic. I understand things break and can't be perfect, but why is EVERY day like this? I keep hearing stuff about new registers and repairs, but I have yet to see anything happen.

Can anyone explain to me why the self-checkout bit has so many weird bugs? I've seen entire orders wiped out, audits that happen at random, and scanners that refuse to accept coupons or even scan some items. All it takes is one tiny ass mistake in the scanning process and something that should be convenient turns into nightmarish bullshit.

Why are necessary supplies so hard to come by? Bags, paper towels, cleaning fluid, pens, and other necessities instantly become rarities the moment we need them. You want us to clean up spills and keep things moving? Then give us the stuff to do so!

You'd have much happier employees and customers if this shit was dealt with.
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id#1aa986 ♦ 3480 (1113)
 
The problem bronies face is not "discrimination" or "prejudice"; it's the fact that you make yourselves such easy targets for mockery. I couldn't give less of a shit what children's cartoons you watch in your spare time, and neither could anyone else for that matter. Yet you insist on waving your pony avatar around everywhere you go like it's a badge of honor and telling every complete stranger you meet how lovely and wonderful your beloved show is and how they're evil and disgusting if they disagree. The only reason anyone is "anti-brony" is not because you choose to watch a show, but because you choose to wage war over said show.

Case in point, I made a joke on a description I posted over TWO YEARS ago about how insane Bioware fans are while throwing in a playful jab at bronies, and you've gone well out of your way to dig through my entire 400+ video upload list in order to track down the one paragraph where bronies are even mentioned and use it as a platform to try and start a fight with me. While also making sure to list off about a dozen other things in your comment that I could easily make fun of you for, possibly just so you have more ammunition to use against me later.

The decision you face on a daily basis is a very simple one: You can either be the bigger man, let your detractors go and just enjoy whatever you like in private, or waste every spare second of your life patrolling every last corner of the Internet to find anyone you perceive as having slighted you, then call them out and add more fuel to the fire. Think about that. And I mean actually think about it - don't just fire off some knee-jerk insult at me and then march right back onto the warpath...
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holy shit dude.
id#2f1e7a ♦ 4557 (1395)
 
I fucking crave attention. But Im socially awkward. So i depend on my close friends for that attention. They dont react well. Which is why i feel like im annoying to everyone. So i project the feelings of my close friends onto everyone i meet. And because i feel like im annoying everyone, Im really careful about how they will respond so im super paranoid, which makes me socially awkward which makes me lonely, so i crave attention.
I just needed to share that with someone whos not my friend theyre pissed off enough as it is
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holy shit dude.
id#17bdcc ♦ 4695 (1418)
 
I'll fucking shit on your floor, I don't even care.
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man that sucks.
id#d059e3 ♦ 7603 (1978)
 
one of the kid at my high school told the girl i was trying to get with that i liked her then(she friend zoned me) he goes on to point out how much she doesn't like me for the past week saying things like "she would have never dated you anyways" and "i told you she didn't like you" this was a guy i asked to "wingman" for me FML.
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pussy.
id#baa964 ♦ 9923 (2324)
 
You know why you don't get any relaxation or alone time? It's because your time management skills fucking SUCK. Yes, I understand you've got to work long hours on some days, but that's no fucking excuse. You get weekends and public holidays off 100% of the time. There are days you get home early, and you have access to vacation days. So, what do you do with extra time that comes your way? You find more fucking work to do! And some of it is massive projects you leap at without a thought. Then, you get pissy and miserable when you don't get any time to relax because you have to work. Guess fucking what? Not our fault!

You've got family living with you, for fuck's sake! If you need help, how about you ask them for some? And no, I don't mean pulling this passive-aggressive martyr hinting shit. We've been sick of that for a long time now. No one here can read your mind, so stop fucking expecting us to! When you put on a happy face and act as if things are fine, how are we supposed to know what you want? If you need help, you can damned well ask for it. Don't play mind games. Don't be passive-aggressive. SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!

And stop bitching us out over lateness, procrastination, or whatever the fuck else you're displeased with. You're guilty as all hell of doing that shit yourself! For someone who bitches at us about being late and putting things off, you sure as fuck don't lead by example. You're almost always late for work. You put things off until the very last minute, then freak out when it you can't rush them to completion. And if it wasn't for me being a jobless mooch (you want to say it; I know), you wouldn't even get some of that shit done.

What are those words, again? Oh, yeah. Grow the fuck up.
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sorry guy.
id#854e25 ♦ 10555 (2476)
 
Dear [REJECTED APPLICANT NAME HERE],

Thank you for attending our interview at the ass-crack of dawn on a day you have to work, especially in light of our unwillingness to reschedule to a more convenient time for you. Unfortunately, at this time you do not meet the minimum requirements for the position, noted below.

Psychopathy - You are not a certified sociopath who would stab his coworker or even his own mother in the back for personal gain. This is an undesirable trait in today's competitive work environment.

Con Artistry - You do not have the ability to convincingly lie in order to answer questions irrelevant to the position asked during the interview, nor to convince us that it would be worth the effort to take time out from our busy daily schedule of playing Farmville and masturbating to Fox News to fill out a form that would enable you to work a shift where we would rarely interact anyway. Nor did you come across to us as someone who would be fun to go drinking with on a nightly basis. This is an undesirable trait in our office politics.

Legal Record - Your legal record is sickeningly clean, not even so much as a ticket for jaywalking, and that your credit record is equally spotless. This is problematic because it indicates that you do not spend every dime to your name on weekly cocaine, mushrooms, marijuana, ice, heroin and/or alcoholic benders. This is detrimental to office politics as our sole management tactic is getting dusted out of our minds, writing down ideas on the corkboard and throwing a dart to find out the way in which we'll screw over our employees next. Being equally inebriated and hopelessly addicted to numerous illegal substances will ensure that you are less likely to object to this method of management.

Minimum 2 Years Experience - You lack the required experience for the position, despite it being listed as an entry level position with no experience required. As stated, we simply cannot be bothered to take time out of our busy schedule of playing Farmville and sitting through a meeting every other week in order to assign someone to train you in the highly complex art of pushing a broom. After all, we kissed mountains of ass and knifed dozens of people in the back to get to our comfy thrones in middle management, what would people think if they saw us with a broom in our hands?

Social Security Number - You failed to include this on your application. Whilst it is not a legal requirement to include this on a job application, it is a requirement that you include it on our online electronic application, conveniently designed to bypass said law via a convenient loophole, in order to pass the first page. This enables us to open several lines of credit in your name for self-indulgent Amazon.com shopping sprees. In the event such activities are reported to the proper authorities, we can then conveniently falsify network logs in order to shift the blame onto one of the office's hired patsies who will take the fall in our stead. This is the reason why we never have a menial entry level office job listed as "occupied" for longer than the span of two months.

Desired Wage - You not only listed it above our country's appallingly low minimum wage, but more than 0.25 cents above because, quote unquote, "you do not desire to live off of McDonalds nor reside in a garbage can". This shows a neglectful attitude toward our company's ideals and a distinct lack of respect for the United States of America, as paying anything resembling a livable wage would cause our workers to live past the age of thirty-five. This in turn would drive up the unemployment rate as new workers enter the work force, overpopulate the country, cause more people to request unemployment insurance, and lead us to economic collapse. It would also ensure personal expenditures for us, your almighty overlords, during our daily controlled substance benders, as already mentioned.

Thank you for applying with Fucksville Inc., and have a nice day.

- Dipshit Williams
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holy shit dude.
id#43ac40 ♦ 14704 (3275)
 
My bitch roommate ignores everything I say, just says, "Mmmhmm, yea, sure, wait what?" While looking at her FUCKING COMPUTER. Seriously, fucking puppies in coffee cups on buzzfeed or whatever you spend your stupid ass time doing is more important than anything I have to say ever. I would rather you just ignore me entirely or say you can't talk right now than your constant "right, mmhmm, yea"'s. It makes me feel like shit. UGH
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sorry guy.
id#b5518b ♦ 14792 (3312)
 
Your computer's doing crazy shit?! Oh fucking no! Better call up your friends to take you to a store to get a temporary NEW one. Aw, fuck it. Whenever you need ANYTHING done, just call them up to drive you around or do other things your gaming buddies can't do. And don't worry about any sort of compensation, either! It's not like gas, sleep, or time are that important to them! And we all know money is real fucking tight for you. The necessities of a new computer, games, game systems, fancy phone, junk food and partying with pretend friends are super important.

Are you fucking serious? How do you even afford all that shit if money's a problem for you? Actually, WHY is money a problem? You were talking so much about a NICE chunk o' cash heading your way! If that did happen, what the fuck is the problem, then? Get your car fixed, or find a cheap used one! Get your computer looked at before you drop money on a new one for short term use! Cut back on the junk food and games! How do you think everyone else saves money when shit gets difficult?

We don't mind helping you. Really. What's pissing us off is that you keep dicking around and making excuses for it!
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man that sucks.
id#43f3d3 ♦ 15281 (3390)
 
So a couple days ago this guy randomly breaks up with me just because he said he doesnt like the fact its a long distance relationship. I was putting in my 100 where was his? I freaking loved the guy. I mean Id do anything for him. We only stay 9 hours from each other not like he cant come see me or I cant go see him. I mean come on the mother fucker can drive!!! So after breaking up with me every time I post a status on FB he likes it. Like bitch get the fuck on. How you gone play with my emotions then act like nothing ever happened? So now after four days he has a girlfriend. Shit pisses me off cause not only is it someone Iv heard of its the same fucking girl that was trying to him to leave me for her when we first got together. Right now Im in one of those moods where I could just shank him. I mean come if you didnt want me in the first place why the fuck would you get with me? After telling me all this shit like you were gone make it work and you loved me I couldnt give two flying fucks about you now. Wait I take that back. I still have feelings for you. It hurts so fucking bad I cry at night. But you dont give two shits. Fuck you you fucked up two faced bastard. I hope you have a happy life with the little bitch... Yet as Im saying this I still wanna say I love you. Looks like I was just wasting my damn time. Dumb ass mother fucker. Shit faced jerk ass. Piss for brains dick face. I fucking hate you. 50% of the time. Oh looke there you go ringing up my phone. Bitch ass Mr.Foster.........
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sorry guy.
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